Intergalactic dating
Who's the sith?
And why is he in our house?
Don't tell me he's just some guy.
What is it with you and these ne’er-do-wells?
You’re a grown woman; you should know better.
First it was that clone trooper from Mustafar.
Then there was that blue freak –
The one with the horns in his head.
That was his head wasn't it?
Oh and that drunken unemployed Wookiee
from Kashyyyk.
Okay, Newark, I stand corrected.
Honey, if you were gay we could accept that,
but not this –
You can’t just invite this Darth Sidious fellow
for dinner...on sloppy joe night no less.
Why can't you find a nice Italian boy
from the neighborhood like your sister?
You're gonna break my heart and
put your father in an early grave
you keep bringing home
these characters
from the wrong side of the galaxy.
9:09:38 PM  Random Nonsense
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