I was just wondering
The Rapture. It's coming soon. I'm not invited, but you might be. The question is: What are you going to do with all your belongings? Is there anything you'd like to give me? This is not a frivolous question. At a time like this, you don't want to appear greedy or tied to your worldly possessions. Better to offer up the good stuff in full view of a testy God with a clipboard – scribbling notes, taking names. 'Nuff said. Give it some thought. I'll pay for shipping.
6:39:41 AM  Random Nonsense
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