Should I file this under S or M?
So you've come back.
What choice did I have?
There are always choices. Don't deceive yourself; you're here because you want to be.
Want what? This? You?
Shut up. You can't do this without me. I suggest you start treating me nicer.
Let's just get it over with, okay?
Oh, sweetie, aren't you impatient? We'll get it done, but it's going to be slow and painful. Like always.
Shit, that's what I'm afraid of.
Come closer, my dear. Look at this mess. You've been a very bad man.
Hey, I've been busy, I've...ouch! You just whipped me!
Yes. Now, try again. I've been a very bad man. Say it.
I...I've been a very bad man.
See? That wasn't so difficult, was it? You've been a very bad man who's neglected his filing for way too long. Say it.
I've been...whoouch! Hey!
No. Get down on all fours and say it. Do I have to explain everything?
I've been a very bad man who has neglected his filing for way too long.
Tsk. Tsk. Look at this pile of paperwork. It's going to take us all day to put it away.
Ah, it's not that bad. I think...yoouwh! Okay, okay, it's going to take all day. Please remove your stiletto heel from my ass.
Are you telling me what to do, momma's boy?
No, I uh...owwww!
That's No, Mistress.
No, Mistress. I'm sorry, Mistress.
Much better. Your attitude is improving. Now, let's see what we have here. There sure are a lot of debit card receipts. Didn't we talk last time about shredding these once they cleared the bank so they wouldn't clutter up the inbox?
Yes, Mistress.
I'm going to have to punish you for disobeying me.
I understand, Mistress.
You're going to have to wear this leather gag in your mouth and this choke collar. There. How's that? Too tight?
Ack. Yeth!!
I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. Too tight?
Ack. No, myphress.
Darling, you must have like a hundred offers from banks for new credit cards in this pile. I thought we were going to dispose of these before they even made it to the office. Now we have to go through each and every one. This is very bad. Do you agree?
Yeth, myphress.
Remove your shirt. I'm going to attach these clothes pins to your nipples.
Phank wu, myphress.
Oh dear. Isn't this the bill for the real estate tax assessment? You stuck it in here and then it got buried. It's overdue by a month. Most unfortunate. I'm afraid I'm going to have to use the electrodes.
No, myphres I phayed wa beow ognwine.
Don't try to talk through the gag, you imbecile. Allow me loosen it. Now, you were saying?
No, Mistress. I paid the bill on-line. That's just the receipt, ready to be filed.
Hmmm. Oh well, I was so looking forward to attaching these to your nether region and watching you squirm.
<whimper>
Quiet down, you baby. What do we have here? Is this a piece of...doughnut?
Umm, yes, Mistress, but...
Have you been eating up here again?
I'm sorry...
You know how I hate it when you eat in the office. And, ohh, look! It's left a big grease stain on the earnings statement from the broker. AND you lost money again last quarter.
Sorry, Mistress. It was a flat market.
Silence!! I am so disappointed in you. We talked about all this during our last session, didnt we? And we talked about what would happen if you disappointed me. Remember?
Oh no.
Oh yes! Suspension bondage.
Please, no....
Into the truss with you. I hope you don't have plans for a while.
Well, yes, I do actually...owwwww!!
What was that?
Nothing, Mistress. I dedicated the entire afternoon to filing.
10:29:42 PM  Random Nonsense
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