Bad career choice #453
I really hate the residue that duct tape leaves around my mouth. It's sticky and tough to get off and I get these itchy red blotches for days afterward. It's even worse around my wrists and ankles. I'm a hairy guy. The pain is excruciating. People find me, you know, after I've been dumped in a back alley. They always want to help. "Oh my God," they say, "you poor man." Then they reach for the duct tape. Riiippp. I'm telling you, it makes me cringe even thinking about it.
I need to find a new job where I am not so often bound and left for dead.
10:46:24 PM  Random Nonsense
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