High octane sumo
Do not ask me why I am here.
Place is irrelevant.
Wherever I stand, I triumph.
I can bowl you over with one thrust of my hip.
Do not rub my belly.
I am no Buddha.
I will not grant you good luck.
I will smother you in the folds of my fat.
Do not stand so close.
You think this is a joke.
One look into my eyes and I will transfix you.
My nipples can impale you on a tree.
Do not make fun of my clothing.
I wear a traditional mawashi.
Call it a diaper at your own risk.
I will sit on your chest and flatten your lungs.
Do not mistake me for a garden gnome.
I am an Exxon sumo.
This gas station is my dohyo.
I can kick your ass.
9:17:07 PM  Random Nonsense
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