Bemusement
I am beguiled by you.
Do I know you, sir? You are befuddling me.
I am becalmed by your beauty.
Such bedevilment!
Bedazzling, you are.
Now you are belittling me.
No, I bespeak the truth.
Your effrontery is not befitting.
Perhaps we should befriend before...
Before?
Before betrothing.
Please, I beseech you.
Madam, I would bequeath to you my fortune.
Your missing teeth belie any fortune.
You have a shapely behind.
Behave yourself!
I'd like you to meet my beagle.
This talk is benumbing.
I see a future for us in Belize.
Surely, you don't believe that.
Behold, a map.
This is a beware of dog sign.
Ahh, I have bestirred your interest.
How bewildering that you would think so.
You are not turned on by my bejeweled beret?
I bethink not!
Shall I play for you some bebop?
I would prefer you begone.
Oh dear, I have besmirched your honor.
Well, you have certainly befouled my mood.
May I besiege you again tomorrow?
Because?
We've only just begun.
Are you besot?
I am betwixt and between.
P.S. Will you betake with me an afternoon
of beachcombing in Belize with my beagle?
7:41:33 PM  Random Nonsense
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