Mind those pesky nibbling sharks
How about it, kids? Are you enjoying this globally warm day at the coastal strand where the diminishing beach meets the rising sea on this, our perfectly average by American standards five days of annual family vacation? What do you say we anoint our skin with melanoma preventing, mosquito repelling, SPF/DEET lotion, and toss around a colorful plastic discus manufactured in the Far East for maximum cost savings at Wal-Mart until such time as our growing thirst necessitates quenching by a reverse osmosis purified water product sold under the aegis of universally respected Coca-Cola corporation? After that we can go up on the boardwalk and purchase a mildly offensive t-shirt featuring a character from the popular Simpsons television program. Sorry, junior, there are no public restrooms here. You’ll just have to pee in the ocean.
10:25:42 PM  Random Nonsense
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