Manners please?
I had to go to the mall today.My mother was with me.Those two things together are enough to drive me to drink.In massive quantities.Right as we pull into the parking lot it starts flooding.
Great.
I circle around and around hunting a close space.I finally see one.I need to back up just a little bit so I can let the car out and get into the space.I back up,the car behind me gets closer to me.
What?
It's full of guys in their perky little Navy uniforms.(The malls are covered with them on the weekends)The asses will not back up.In fact they keep inching closer to me.
I wished so hard at that moment that my mom was not with me.
I think I would have given her a heartattack if I had jumped out like a maniac and cussed these guys out.(which is so what I wanted to do)
So,I drove away to find another space because my mom was starting to get nervous as she watched my face turn red and my blood start to boil.
After I waded through two foot of nasty swirling rain water to the front door of the mall,if I had known which one of those perky little Navy guys had done this,it would have been hell to pay.
Hell hath no fury like a woman with wet leather boots on.
10:22:14 PM 
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