It just isn't the same....
This morning as I stood in my closet deciding what to wear,Randy came in. He made cat calls and whistles,while wiggling his eyebrows up and down suggestively.
Then he pulled his billfold out.
He extracted a few bills and tucked one in the band of my panties,and one in my bra.
My luck must be looking up.Those three children must not have done as much damage to my body as I thought.I began to foresee some early morning nooky.A great way to start the day.
Then......he uttered the words that burst my little bubble.
"There's the girls lunch money"
Ah..yes...such is my life now.
5:00pm
I spoke to soon.I have found a male who can not resist my charms.His name is Max.He has the most beautiful redish gold wavy hair.He can not keep his paws off of me.I just met him.
At the veterinarians office.
I was just sitting there,reading a magazine when Max came up to me.Begging for my affection.I patted his head.That wasn't enough.
He started humping my damn leg!!!
At least some male is still hot after me.
2:45:41 PM 
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