Senor or Senorita?
We went to dinner tonight at our favorite Mexican resturant.There was an elderly couple sitting across from us.The lady was putting away the two for one margaritas like there was no tomorrow.She got up to go to the bathroom,and I noticed she was walking with a walker.This concerned me after the drinks she had consumed.After about fifteen minutes she still had not returned to the table.I decided I would go in and make sure the drunk granny wasn't sprawled across the tile.
I pushed open the swinging door,expecting the worst.What caught me totally off guard was the MAN standing at the sink washing his hands.I looked at the door again to make sure I had entered the "senoritas" room.Yep.
He just looked at me,and calmly said.."Is this the ladies room?"
I wanted to say..."Hell no,I get my kicks out of going in the mens room at resturants".All I managed to do was stare.
He completely threw me off whe he said.."I didn't know which one I was,it was in Spanish".
I just started laughing.I mean,here is a man that is roughly 45 years old,and he doesn't know the difference in Senor and Senorita?
What tortilla shell has he been hiding under?
8:34:03 PM
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