MORE QUEER VOCABULARY WORDS*

Sohosexual: n. A homo from the UK that likes to party or any fag that is uncut, has bad teeth and loves Kylie Minogue. 

Actin' Up: v. To perform acts that are reminiscent of the 1980's gay movement.  Example: "Dude, that guy just yelled 'I'm gay and here to stay.'  He's actin' up!' Origin: ACT UP!, A loud and proud gay rights organization. 

*Dictionary to be published soon.  Look for it at your local book seller.

10:56:17 PM    

THE NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS...

There is much debate over who Kerry should pick as his running mate.  The major players in contention currently are John Edwards, Dick Gephardt and Bill Richardson.  Of course, being a major player usually means that your name will get tossed to the press but the campaign will choose a dark-horse surprise VP nominee.  I do worry for the Kerry campaign if he indeed does pick from this list.  The problem: THERE ARE NO CUTIES!!  John Kerry is not a looker.  Those botox shots are just not helping.  It is time to pick a VP candidate who has the background and the looks to truly aid the Kerry in '04 ticket. 

I know I must offer my own top pics for the VP slot.  Here they are in no particular order:

JAMES RUBIN, FORMER STATE DEPARTMENT STUD

THE GOOD: Foreign policy experience; tied to the Clinton Administration; has a degree from Columbia; lots of experience talking to the press

THE BAD: tied to the Clinton Administration; has lived in London for a few years; he's Albright's best boy

HAROLD FORD, JR., YOUNG AND HOT HOUSE MEMBER

THE GOOD: One of the best speakers in the House; from the South; under represetned minority; supported Kerry in the primaries

THE BAD: He may be too young to be on the ticket

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, FORMER WHITE HOUSE BAD BOY

THE GOOD: Is he gay?; the press loves him; he's been on a winning team before

THE BAD: Is he gay?; he's said too much

Dear John,

Even if you do not choose one of my studs, please do yourself a favor and pick one of the other cute Democrats.  I know there are not many to choose from but, take it from me, it will take more than a sinking economy and a war to make you a winner.

1:31:24 AM