GAY SEX AND THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

While I know it is necessary, I do not like discussing my sexual habits with my doctor.  Most doctors do not have any clue about queer sexual habits or make unfortunate generalizations about them.  Take, for instance, a conversation my ex-fuck buddy had with his doctor.  For some reason his doctor kept calling man-on-man action “gay sex.”  Here’s a brief snippet:

“When you have gay sex are you…uh…do you top or bottom?”

“What?”

“Are you a top or a bottom?”

“You mean do I penetrate or get penetrated?”

“Uh…yes.”

“Because sometimes when I’m getting penetrated I am on top.”

“Uh, okay.”

“I like it both ways.”

A medical degree does not make a good doctor.  This is why I now get my doctor referrals from the GLMA (Gay and Lesbian Medical Association).  I highly recommend this service. 

On the subject of the GLMA, I once went to a GLMA conference with a hot medical student.  It was me and a bunch of hot gay doctors.  I have one word to describe the experience: Wow.  It was a weekend of many firsts: the first real “affair,” the first time I saw three men that each had three nipples all sitting next to each other and the first time on a dinner train.  I am sure “Snow, moderate” may have something to add to this story…

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