I LIED

To my readers, I do apologize once more.  I did have good intentions and planned great updates.  However, my boyfriend does not have a phone line so I was unable to hook in to the internet.  "Hey!" you may say, "you could have found a phone line elsewhere."  This is true.  However, given the short amount of available time for sex and other fun I needed to focus on one thing for a week. 

To make up for lost time here is a Reader's Digest version of the events and thoughts of the last week:

8/12: "I love you" is so much better than "You were a good fuck."

8/13: The boy bought me a bouquet of flowers.  To my surprise I bounced up and down like a girl and was overcome by some strange feeling of gratitude.  Who am I?  Will I soon start enjoying romantic comedies? 

8/14: Today I was introduced to my boyfriend's closest friends at a large dinner gathering.  Most of them gave me knowing glances.  I think my poor boy has talked me up and they expected an Adonis.  Adonis I am not.  A few of his ex-boyfriend's were openly hostile.  I shall avoid conversation with them from now on.

8/15: The Buffalo Exchange provides the best shopping experience in the world.  I love searching through used clothes and finding gems.  I purchased three hot brand name items for less than thirty bucks.  For an extended analysis of the Buffalo Exchange read Weird Like Us.

8/16: My boy surpised me with a trip to the Oregon coast.  The picture in the new banner came from a trip to Ecola State Park near Cannon Beach.  Lovely.  Here's a secret about the picture in the old banner: It was taken at Central Park.  I'm so tricky.

8/17: A gay homeless man asked us for a quarter.  We seriously didn't have any change and told him so but he didn't seem to believe us and yelled, "QUEENS!"  I have never been gay bashed by a homeless homosexual before.  It made me laugh for a good hour.

8/18:  Last night after sex my boy said, "You are so damn good.  You must have lots of experience."  I responded, "Hello, pot, this is kettle."

8/19: Left Portland today for Seattle in order to complete the final preparations for the move to Philadelphia.  I said goodbye to my boyfriend and we are both hoping that a long distance relationship will work.

More tomorrow...

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