Homeland Security

If you've seen Fahrenheit 9/11 by now, you may remember a scene in which Michael Moore describes the Zytech "safe-room" -- a closet-sized safe, capable of protecting one person within from all external threats, both foreign and domestic.
I was immediately interested in purchasing one for myself. Regular readers of WWDT may recall that I take "sheltering-in-place" very seriously (e.g. here and here).
So I looked up the company on the Web. "Safe-rooms" start at the low, low price of $8,900. And check out the features you can add to the basic model:
All Zytech Safe-Rooms can be ordered with a variety of equipment and options including ...
- Nuclear, Biological & Chemical Attack Filtration Units
- Automatic/Manual Fire Supression Systems
- Cell/Satellite Phone Systems
- Emergency Oxygen Kits
- Emergency Lighting
- Folding Personnel Seats
- Ballistic/Forced Entry/Fire-Proof Windows
- Emergency Rations
- Defensive Gun Ports
- Video Monitoring & Surveillance
- Temperature & Humidity Control
- Emergency Power Generation
Yes the world is no longer safe as it used to be ...
ZYTECH ENGINEERING helps to make it a little SAFER!
And more affordable! With features like these, who needs to buy a house?
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