Congress and the President crack down on evil-doers
Which evil-doers?
Al Qaeda?
Slave traders?
Agents of genocide in Darfur?
Corrupt CEO's?
Corporate polluters?
No, no, no, no, no ....
The answer ...
Unethical sports agents.
Next on the agenda: flag desecration.
Your government working for you.
Postscript: Yes, I admit that sports agents in college athletics are a genuine problem. But so is a terrorist nuclear attack on NYC. So is the mercury poisoning of pregnant women. So is the growing lack of medical care ...
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