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Thursday, February 24, 2005
 

Prepare for the Rapture

A picture named fabjesus.gif If you plan to be with the Lord on the day of the Rapture and you care about your friends and family, even if they get "left behind," I recommend signing up with Rapture Letters.

The owner of the site will have a letter automatically sent to your friends and family in the event that the time mechanism is not reset by the owner (which will happen after he is raptured along with you and other true believers) that explains what has happened:

Dear Friend;

This message has been sent to you by a friend or a relative who has recently disappeared along with millions and millions of people around the world.

The reason they chose to send you this letter is because they cared about you and would like you to know the truth about where they went.

This may come as a shock to you, but the one who sent you this has been taken up to heaven.

If you read a Bible, you will see that after chapter three in the book of Revelation, the church is no longer mentioned as being on earth. (The church are the believers in Jesus Christ, not the buildings in which people meet.)

In the Bible, 1 Thessalonians Chapter 4 verses 16 and 17 tell how Jesus came to take away His church. But, you have to believe the Bible is the Word of God in order to believe this.

I am sure that there will be a lot of speculation as to what happened to all these people. The theories of some scientists and world leaders will have so much credibility that most of the world will believe them.

It will sound like the truth!

But, there is only one truth. And, that truth is that Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, came back to earth and took with Him to Heaven all who believed in Him and made Him their Lord.

Sign up before it's too late! The Rapture Index is at 153, which is the equivalent of code red in the DHS's color scheme.

[Thanks to the Daily Show]
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