Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Cassandra Blushes Republicans Whisper French React The Bush Administration is stepping up its whispering campaign accusing John Kerry of looking French. In direct response, Jacques Chirac has withdrawn his country's ambassador from Washington. Cassandra is brought to you by eXcilliva .  Moi? 7:22:11 PM    comment []

Cassandra Weeps Gay Marriage Outbreak Worst Fears Validated World Ends A spreading epidemic of same-sex marriages, in California, New York and Oregon, is having disastrous repercussions. Tens of thousands of previously happy, hetereosexual couples are discovering their marriages falling apart. "My husband and I went to bed madly in love," said newlywed Michelle Andersen, "but when we woke up this morning we realized that it had all been a terrible charade." James and Ella Tarnow are getting a divorce just 3 weeks shy of their 50th wedding anniversay. "How can we stay married when those people have so sullied the institution? Our lives are ruined." Cassandra is brought to you by eXcilliva .  Better Luck In Your Next Life! 6:12:29 PM    comment []

Cassandra Wonders We're Registered in the Kama Sutra Heraclitus Had A Honeymoon Cal Thomas asks: If same-sex marriage is allowed, what's to stop incestuous marriage or group marriage or marriage to a child? He points out that marriage comes to us, not as a creation of man but solely and directly from God via the book of Genesis. This leaves unexplained how all those Buddhists, Hindus, Druids, animists and ancient Greek pantheists ended up hitched, but moving on... In the same column, Thomas points out that all morality comes from God and asks what motivates an atheist (who by Thomas's definition has no fixed moral compass) not to run over Lassie? Obviously it's so he can marry her. Cassandra is brought to you by eXcilliva .  Specializing in wedding apparel and veterinary supplies. 2:17:34 PM    comment []

Cassandra Wonders Pol Watching It must be asked If George Bush's poll numbers keep going down, will Cheney dump Bush as his running mate? Cassandra is brought to you by eXcilliva .  For Sleepless Nights. 3:09:34 AM    comment []

Cassandra Wonders The Slippery Slope What's Really At Stake One of the arguments offered by the opponents of same-sex marriage is that it will lead to demands for the right to group marriage or marriage to animals. This forces us to ask: Are there some very odd urges bubbling just below the surface among the Republican leadership that the rest of us can't even imagine? Cassandra is brought to you by eXcilliva .  Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Look!. 12:50:43 AM    comment []

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