Cassandra Predicts

Dispatches From The Front Lines
Of The War On Everything

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The Heidelberg Appeal


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Friday, March 05, 2004

Cassandra Convicts
Verdict In, Martha Guilty

Party Favors For The Wrong Party


Martha Stewart was found guilty in Federal Court of one count of conspiracy, two counts of making false statements, one count of obstruction of justice, one count of agressiveness while being female and one count of not being Ken Lay.

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Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Mahatma Gandhi
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Bill of Rights

Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof (which doesnt include Christmas displays or faith-based initiatives); or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances except for smut and flag burning.

Amendment II
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed at all, in any way, even bazookas (and no background checks either).

Amendment III
No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized unless thought useful by the proper authorities.

Amendment V
No person shall be deprived of property without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation and this goes for taxes.

Amendment VI
No abortions.

Amendment VII
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars up to , say, $25,000, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
No gay marriage.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the President

Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the President.


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Cassandra Quotes
Scott McClellan Explains (again)

See?


White House Briefing, 3/4/04

Q Some of the families of the 9/11 victims have criticized the President for using these -- using 9/11 footage in those ads. Are you exploiting the situation, and what do you say to that?

MR. McCLELLAN: Actually, September 11th was a defining moment for our nation. It was an experience that all Americans shared. It is the reason we are still at war on terrorism. And all of us, as Americans, shared in the experience of that tragic day. And it is vital to our future that we learn what September 11th taught us. September 11th changed the equation in our public policy. It forever changed our world. And the President's steady leadership is vital to how we wage the war on terrorism.

Q Shouldn't that be off-limits to politics, Scott, that tragedy?

MR. McCLELLAN: September 11th? September 11th, as I said, it taught us that we must confront dangers before it's too late, and that we must continue to take the fight to the enemy. There's a clear choice for Americans in how we confront the threats of terrorism.

Q But the President -- the party is using it for political purposes. I mean, it's pretty clear now --

MR. McCLELLAN: Look, these are threats that didn't happen overnight; that September 11th taught us that we must confront these threats by taking the fight to the enemy.



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Cassandra Quotes
Bill Maher

On Gay marriage


You know that, up until this year, we never even considered putting the word 'wedding' in the Constitution.   I don‘t think wedding should be in the Constitution.   And if we have weddings in there, I think we also should have birthdays.   We need an amendment about birthdays.

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Cassandra Bets
And If Mother Theresa Had asked For His Kidney...

Not That The Odds Of Either Were Great


George Bush On Vietnam:

"If my unit had been called up, I would have gone."

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