Sunday, March 14, 2004

Cassandra Checks Kerry Exposed! Facts Don't Lie You could look it up. Using his weekly radio address, George Bush made his hardest hitting attack on John Kerry yet, quoting the Senator saying: "I am against America and in favor of her worst enemies"       Mark Racicot has distributed documentation backing up this accusation: "I am against1... America2... and in favor3... of4... her worst enemies5" 1 Senate speech on sale of Federal lands, 8/6/94 2 Debate, Iowa, 1/5/04 3 Comments in Committee on Renewable Resources 12/11/99 4 Victory speech, New Hampshire, 1/27/04 5 Winter Soldier Investigation, Detroit, MI. 1/31/71 Cassandra is brought to you by FoxNews   Made up fresh daily. 4:27:49 PM    comment []

Cassandra Asks Your Turn We Really Want To Know! It is widely believed that George Bush will honor that great American tradition: the October Surprise. The question is: What will it be? Obviously, a few of you will say: "But Cassandra, that would spoil the surprise!" Point taken. None-the-less (and never-the-more), we really, really, really wanna know! So, here's your chance to be a junior oracle:  Cassandra's Guess the October Surprise Contest Will it be Osama delivered wrapped in bows? No taxes for anyone? War with France? Suspension of the Constitution? You tell us. Then come October we'll have a winner. And, honest, there'll be a damned fine prize! Put your answer in the comment box or send an email to ppp@frontiernet.net. (And let us know if we can use your name.) Cassandra is brought to you by FoxNews   God's Channel! 2:56:08 AM    comment []