Friday, March 19, 2004

Cassandra Joins Are You Willing? You Too Can Be A Nation! Ever want to be a nation? We can make you into one. Just sign on to the Coalition Of The Willing (it's just like the Justice League) promise to donate something to the cause (don't worry, that's just a formality, we'll pay you back) and your in! You'll even get this lovely Certificate of Recognition:     Cassandra is brought to you by Axis of Evil   Formerly SPECTR. 9:33:29 PM    comment []

Cassandra Seethes Toss The Bum In Prison Cheney: "I invented the oubliette." A new Bush ad tells us that John Kerry voted against "body armor for our troops in combat." We then hear the clerk of the Senate call "Mr. Kerry." followed by a curt: "no." We think that's just awful of Kerry! So awful, we had to see for ourselves. Oddly enough, we couldn't find a bill on body armor. There was one for billions and billions of dollars for all sorts of different things including $300 million for body armor, but obviously that isn't the one that Bush and Cheney mean (that would be ridiculously misleading). So what happened to the Body Armor Bill? IT'S NOT THERE! There's only one explanation (It's the same reason we weren't safe from terrorists, have a lousy economy and are plagued by sex mad homosexuals who want to get married) Bill Clinton! Clinton must have hacked the Senate's computer files. Is there no end to these people's crimes?                             Cassandra is brought to you by FoxNews   "If they're on the left, how can they be right?" 6:58:33 PM    comment []