Saturday, March 20, 2004

Cassandra Apologizes Vindication Misunderestimated Truthlike Story Revelations According to sources within Cassandra's head, the White House will reveal tomorrow that there is substantive proof of something in someway related to the underpinnings of the explanation as to why we were forced to go to war with Iraq. The CIA has just finished translating a document found in the rubble of a podiatrist's office in Tikrit. We have had a brief glance at the document entitled: "Weapons of Mass Destruction-Related Program Activities Scenario Planning Projection Forecast Report" Much of the report consists of full color reproductions of the Flash Gordon comic strip, with hand-written comments by Saddam Hussein in the margins: ("got it," "got it," "need it," "gornischt helfen!" "got it") Inexplicably the report also contains proof of George Bush's National Guard service in Alabama and a photograph of John Kerry making out with Jane Fonda. Cassandra is brought to you by WalMart   Disrupting Communities, Nationwide. 4:18:20 PM    comment []