Been Lost in a Spring Color Fever
It's been a couple of weeks since my last update. I'm still an Avon Lady, still walking around my neighborhood, dropping secret books of beauty. I want to make this work. I want to be self-sufficient, glamorous, a real cool-colored traveling infomercial.
As I type this, I am surrounded by sturdy cardboard boxes of brochures and samples and product. My bathroom countertop has, at last count, eleven different facial creams and potions. I'm trying everything. I can tell you what the Anew Clinical Facial Peel feels like, smells like, tastes like. I can describe the results of using the Retroactive Creme, and how my underarms smell after a good day of hustling in Timeless-scented deoderant.
I've been working on the first 'underground' Avon Lady 'zine. I plan to stick one in each of the brochures. I'll post the first issue when it's complete. Ya think Avon isn't edgy and hip? Well, think again my good girl or guy. It's just a matter of time before you're wearing Black Suede cologne or eggplant sheer lip gloss...
7:56:20 AM 
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