Wednesday Beauty Hotline #2
As always, do as I say, and not as I do! Let's face it. An Avon Lady who barely wears makeup has no business giving beauty advice. But when did that ever stop anyone on this crazy planet?
This week's hotline is dedicated to my mom!
Birdie's Mom's Favorite Homemade Face Mask:
Ingredients:
1 cup of dirt from the backyard (no gravel, ladies)
1 cup of filtered water
3 teaspoons of 2% milk
1 tbsp of buttermilk
Mix Dirt and water into creamy paste. You may need to adjust the amount of dirt or water, just add a little of what you need to get the right consistency. Add the milk and buttermilk. The potion will be just slightly on the watery side. Apply to face, avoiding the delicate eye area. Leave on till dry, preferably while laying in a bubble bath and reading Star Magazine. Wash off with warm water. Smirk in the mirror at the hottie!
This was my Saturday night ritual for many years as a girl. Enjoy!
Please thank reader Carroll for this week's hotline idea, as she entertained me with a story of oatmeal masks, lizards, and a labrador.
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