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Friday, June 25, 2004
 

because who the heck wants to go to bed in a crummy mood

19, 9, 7, and myself had Facial Night tonight! We watched Deep Space Nine while our Avon Planet Spa Dead Sea Minerals Mud Masks dried. 7 decided he looked like a mouse so he stuck a balloon down his pajamas as a tail.

Oh, to be seven years old again!

Here he is:

And here is 9, gray as can be, next to Mr. Gray Parrot Ramses:


9:47:16 PM    doorbell  []  


something short

I'm just writing this so I don't forget what it was like, some day in the future, when all of this is the brown and red and gold of the colored leaves I leave behind. I'm wondering why I still haven't heard back from my birth daughter. I sent her several emails, with photos, small details. I haven't received anything since that first twenty four hours. It's been over a week now. Nothing. I don't know why.

Part of my mind says: She's busy, she's processing, she's figuring out what to say. The other part says: She doesn't like you, she's disappointed, she's angry. I don't know in which part she sleeps.

I read so many reunion stories where the birth child goes on a rampage of a mission to find a birth parent, and after the dust settles, after the birth mom's life is yanked and uprooted and left at the edge of some mental precipice, the birth child walks away, curiosity satisfied, no desire for a relationship. I fear this is where I am now, stuck on some cliff without a climbing harness and my partner decided to pick up her pack and hike home, leave me here.

Why? It's not right, it doesn't feel right, doesn't feel like good manners or basic human responsibility. She called me. She called me first. She called me. She called ME. She uprooted MY life. She had months, or weeks, or maybe a few years, to decide she would find me and let me know I was her mother. She had the luxury of time. I've had six weeks of unknowing, helplessness, sad memory, wonder, fear, every emotion I own, and now I feel what it is to wait. I kept her in my heart all of these long years, and said a prayer and sent a kiss to her every day of her life. I want to know her, now.

But. I have to accept that this might not be possible. I have to accept what ever happens and let my expectations go. Let them go. I want to let them go.


8:21:48 PM    doorbell  []  


Review: Avon Anew Clinical Line and Wrinkle Corrector

The latest Avon brochure features the new Avon Anew Clinical Line and Wrinkle Corrector. The cover, and pages two through five, are entirely devoted to this product, and Avon has begun an aggressive print and television campaign. Anti-wrinkle creams are big business.

The Avon Anew Clinical Line and Wrinkle Corrector costs thirty-two dollars for a sleek white one-ounce container. Avon claims that it plumps lines and wrinkles from the inside out. The advertising is like the rest of the Clinical line of products - official, dermatological, serious, in shades of muted gray and cream.

Avon claims the Wrinkle Corrector smoothes fine lines and wrinkles overnight! The literature lists specific benefits: after one week, 82% of women felt their skin was rebuilt and renewed. With continued use 97% of women showed a visible reduction in lines and wrinkles. The numbers blink at you as you stare at the brochure, in white on dark gray paper, telling you they came straight from the white coat of a clinical study.

Now, I'm no spring chicken. I'll be the ripe age of fourty in a year and a half. I have small laugh lines, eye lines, and forehead lines. I never cared much about wrinkles. But after reading the advertising, I was excited to have them! It's the perfect opportunity to engage in a little clinical study of my own.

I opened my first container of Avon Anew Clinical Wrinkle and Line Corrector two weeks ago. The bottle feels heavy, even though you can close your hand around it and hide it from prying eyes. When I twisted off the lid, I understood the heft of it. Most of the weight comes from the thick sides of the glass-like container. The product inside is vaguely off-white, not the peach color indicated in the print advertising. It smells light and fresh, with undertones of vanilla.

I decided to make my study as scientific as possible. My eyes had symmetrical sets of laugh lines. I would use the product on my right eye, only, and leave my left eye bereft of potential benefit. If, in two weeks, there was a drastic difference, then I would be convinced of Avon's claims.

The cream felt soft and cool. It has a viscous feel to it, like egg whites. It instantly seeps into your skin and leaves it feeling like velvet to the touch. I enjoyed applying it each evening before bed. After my first application, I rushed out of bed the next morning to see if my skin was, indeed, rebuilt and renewed. I couldn't believe it. My left eye looked worse than the right eye, albeit very slightly. So far so good.

Two weeks later, the results are in. I'm impressed. My right eye looks much younger than my left eye, and even my skin tone is improved and more elastic. Some of the fine lines have nearly erased, and the larger ones are more plump and youthful looking. Photos of my bloodshot eyes are below for your enjoyment. You can truly see a big difference between the right Anewed eye and the left eye.

I highly recommend the Avon Anew Clinical Wrinkle and Line Corrector and will continue using it! However, I am going to have to get my left eye up to the beautiful level of my right eye. Maybe I should apply the product morning and night to it until it matches its partner...


Birdie's poor left behind left eye


Now THAT'S one good lookin' eye!


10:04:59 AM    doorbell  []  



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