Shock the monkey
Every once in a thousand blue moons you're handed a story on a silver beauty platter, a story straight from the mind of Salvador Dali's Avon Lady. You know you should never repeat it. No one will believe it. They'll call you the crazy Avon Lady, and roll their fingers by their ears when you reach into your bag to produce a brochure. But six long weeks have passed since I walked through a short mahogany door and into the kitchen of a short gangly woman, like walking out of a paintbrush, covered in burnt sienna, onto a canvas covered in disconnected breasts and smiles. I can't hold it in any longer.
and with that....I have to leave on vacation! I'm so sorry, I want to finish writing this for you, but I still haven't packed the kids and written the animal care instructions. I'll finish it the moment I return, the heck with the dirty laundry! It's a weird and wild and surreal experience, and I hope you come back to read the rest.
6:25:20 AM 
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