But Wait! That's not all!
Karen requested a photo of all the eBay swag a la crackers, so here ya go! I've also upped the ante! You not only get the Avon cracker server, the calorie counting bracelet, the Cellu-Sculpt, the Smile fragrance, the brand name (rymes with Potex) maxi pads with wings, and the lip balms, you also get:
Avon Mark Bacne spray! This wonder stuff gets rid of those ugly back pustules! C'mon ladies, you all know men with this delicate problem. What a wonderful New Year's surprise for that special someone in your life!
Avon Nail Emergency Kit! Because opening all those boxes of feminine hygiene supplies and Ritz Bitz might break a nail!
Avon SlimWell Weight Loss spray. Apparently you spray this in your mouth, but I had a customer dose her thights and then bitch about wanting a refund. Read the directions, people!
AND!!!! My first attempt at making a tampon angel. This little beauty looks like she hit the self tanner. Her face was supposed to be peach, but I only could find an orange marker. Not bad! Will look great next to your great-grandma's lace ornament on that tree!
 Wouldn't it be great unwrapping this on New Year's Eve???
And because my parrot pitched a holy fit while I was making the tampon angel, I gave him his own cottony treat:
Go, Bird, Go!
So bid, people, bid!
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