Lift and Tuck!
The new Avon Lift and Tuck just arrived with my regular shipment! I will quote the box:
Significantly improves sagging buttocks for a tighter, more lifted look.
Damn, why didn't they come out with this BEFORE my naked tanning olympics in the islands???
News Flash! One hour later....
I slathered the new Lift and Tuck on my tuckus and abdomen as the tube suggested, and lo and behind my tush is tingling. I mean TINGLING. It's creepy. I'm tempted to take before and after shots, like my aging granola junkie Cellu-Sculpt customer but for everyone's sake I'm holdin' off. Good lord. It's TINGLING. The tube didn't mention a pins and needles sensation. What if I get a bad rash? I'm afraid.
7:58:18 PM 
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