Deliver Me
I delivered nearly fifty bags of Avon today. I slammed it, man, piled the middle seat of my van with white bags stuffed full of cosmetics, left them one by one on doorstep and behind dragon tree, lifted sisel mats and opened screen doors to collect my payment. Most customers didn't care to talk; they handed over cash or check, grabbed the bag and slammed the door. It was one of those days. Seemed like everyone took tarnished vitamins with their morning coffee. I tried to be fun, goofy, a ray of sunshine, but one by one those people knocked me down, stole my color and smile.
So, to all you crummy scum bum customers: Listen Up! Life ain't great some days, sure! But be kind to your Avon Lady!
Geeze, man. I gave everyone a handful of samples and a bag of homemade caramel corn, too. Crazy crappy customers.
3:46:02 PM 
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