It's 5/07/05! Haiku Day!
So in honor of a 5-7-5 day, let's all write haiku about Avon products! Here, I'll start with a couple haiku. Please post your own in comments! Funniest Avon haiku wins a prize!
Lift and Tuck tingles
when applied to saggy ass
I sure hope it works
Door to door is hell
fifty brochures weigh a ton
ring the bell and run
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