Dude Week Wrap-Up, by Ulak
Thank you Beauty Dish readers for your nice comments to my writing at the beginning of these writings for Birdie's week of men. One never wishes to have one's coffee tasted first when the cups of other sellers will follow, for the buyer may forget how good was the cup with which he began, or become distracted by the aftertaste or aromas of many passing brews. One desires that the buyer will remember which experience will be the best to have again. So now that I have read all the men's offerings I remember what my father has said many times: "No matter how far you have traveled on the wrong road, turn back."
I don't mean that my thoughts were the best for the beauty Dish followers, because I found much to think about in every writing made by the other men. The poetry was not very easy for me to understand, but I am probably more traditional than Steve. Certainly more Turkish. I don't know very much about helping females with their makeup, but I think that "Flat" is very brave for coming so close to the mystery of this. I have seen some women who look like they should be on stage. Sometimes more is applied, especially under the eyes and on the cheeks, than can be pleasingly carried. "Remember, two watermelons cannot be held under one arm."
Now Ed is very French. Some French men come to my country looking for that certain female Turkish "je ne sais quoi," but give up because our women have certain beautiful qualities, none of them too alarming, that take time to cultivate. "What the vineyard needs is hard work, not prayers." I have learned this very well. The most difficult story for me was that Mike uses one of those truly alarming timer coffee pots! Please Mike, do not call this dripped and heated thing coffee. Have you tried good Turkish coffee? It will straighten your face the way it will strengthen your heart. And I think that Gary and his wife are honoring their elders and showing their children a good pattern. A deep beauty.
In "Tips for Guys" I did not know who was Mark and Joey? Is "Joey" Mark? Anyway, this was a funny kind of writing to me and I saw that it was that way to some of the women who used the doorbell. My mother would say this about "Joey": "What a man is at seven is also what he is at seventy." And thank you Phil for your recipes. I am like Phil, and like most Turkish men, who look in the mirror and see a face that does not need too much more than a close shave and a splash of oil. Besides, I am not yet married and, as we single men like to say in my family, "There is no sovereignty like bachelorhood."
Ulak
10:00:28 PM 
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