Avon Bust Sculpt Surprise!
One of my customers buys Avon Bust Sculpt for firming and toning and, ahem, enhancing the bosom two bottles at a time. Every two weeks! Now, this women was not blessed by the good Lord in the chest department, so I pictured her desperate, sleeping long nights, chest tightly wrapped in cellophane filled and oozing with the creamy goodness of Avon...
I stopped by her house a couple of weeks ago to deliver more Bust Sculpt, and I just had to ask: "Um, sorry to be so forward, but how in the name of Sam Hill are you managing to go through two tubes each Avon campaign?! Most of my customers use only one tube a month or two."
She shrugged her slim shoulders, blonde highlighted hair cascading down her young back, and mumbled.
"It's for my husband."
"Your husband?? Why in the world does he want his bosom enhanced and firmed?"
And as I uttered these words, she gave me a sly smile and one eye winked top to bottom, slowly, deliberately. Oh. My. God.
"So." I said. "Does it work?"
She handed me a check for the two tubes and turned to head into her kitchen.
"Well, Birdie, what do YOU think?"
Ooo la la!
2:13:49 PM 
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