!!! Avant-garde !!!
I decided what to do with the Christmas and Birthday gifts that Avon HQ sent me. I took the both of them out on the cement patio and smashed the hell outta 'em with a sledge hammer this fine sunny morning. Dang, that felt good.
I will take the tiny bits and make a grand objet d'art, some kind of insane sensuous sculpture that symbolizes my almost-two-years as Avon pawn and scribe.
Then, dear readers, I shall hold a contest to end all contests, with the winner getting my signed artwork and - and! - a box of six unopened Avon Anew Clinical Laser Systems and - and! - a signed collection of four Avon stories I wrote and never posted to the blog or used in any other way - each of them wild and funny and absolutely true, but involving my older kids so I can't post them without suffering the consequences!!
Contest ideas? Post them below! C'mon and make them good, folks. What's a slew of Birdie Originals worth to ya? Sure to be worth a cool fourty-three cents someday, don't ya think?
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