Top Ten Reasons Why David Letterman Needs an Avon Lady
"Mesmerize" your late night audience...
The top ten reasons why David Letterman needs an Avon Lady:
10. Add pizazz to your pencil toss with Avon Glimmersticks! It's America's number one eye-liner!
9. Raise your ratings in thirty days with Avon Lift and Tuck. "Tightens the tummy and lifts the rear in JUST 4 WEEKS!" (Weekly photo updates a must!)
8. To keep pesky guests from ever coming back, spritz yourself with Avon's Bug Guard Bug Repellent.
7. Add suspense to Will it Float with a capful of Avon Bubble Bath. No one knows till the bubbles are gone!
6. Nail your jokes with the Avon 3-in-1 Manicure System.
5. For male guests with unruly nose and ear hair, live treatment with Avon Men's Personal Groomer. (Batteries not included)
4. Only your Avon Lady will know that you buy the Avon Skin So Soft Hair Removal Microwave Wax Kit for that out-of-control back hair problem. (Ouch!)
3. Free samples!
2. After jokes that tank, what could be better than Avon Cleanse for a refreshing "on air" body wash.
And the number one reason why David Letterman needs an Avon Lady?
The next time Drew or Courtney are on the show - Dave, get ready with a tube of Avon Bust Sculpt. Applies in just twenty seconds!
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