You know you're an Avon Lady when....
... your local shipper comes to YOU for boxes.
... you go purse shopping, and the first thing you think is "How many brochures can I fit in there?"
... when a few days go by and you haven't done a makeover, you start seriously eyeing your dog.
... you know more about doorbells than the guys at Home Depot.
... you get pulled over for speeding, and you hand the officer samples with your registration and driver's license.
... when you remember your kids' birthdays and major holidays by which Avon campaign they fall in.
... when your son needs a pencil to do his homework, and you hand him a Glimmersick.
... when women you don't recall meeting before walk up and ask for samples.
... when you recite forty-eight different lipstick shades from memory, but you can't remember what's on your grocery list.
... when all over town, people look at you when someone asks for local directions.
Now! It's YOUR turn! You know you're an Avon Lady (or Customer!) when...
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