Barbeque
I invited the bullies who tormented my son and their parents to a Father's Day afternoon barbeque. I'm not sure anyone will show, not sure what I'm going to serve, not sure whether my extended hand will be grasped in friendship or slapped.
My first Secret Bird Call with the new maillist goes out Monday! If you haven't yet signed up to be on the list, please fill in the little form under the Avon Lady Cam.
And in Avon news...
Frankie the pot-bellied pig discovered my tube of Avon Super Shape Anti-Cellulite and Stretch Mark Cream. I found him, a few moments ago, curled and content on his cedar-filled pillow, a few plastic tube remnants hanging from his snout, a jaunty mustache of firming cream lining his nostrils.
Update:
Ok, I was worried. I called Poison Control. Here is the actual conversation:
Birdie: Hi, I'm not sure I should be calling you but I might have an emergency. My pig just ate an entire tube of Avon Super Shape.
Poison Control: Excuse me? Can you repeat that? Please speak slowly.
Birdie (much slower): My pig just ate an entire tube of Avon Super Shape Anti-Cellulite and Stretch Mark Cream. Should I be concerned?
Poison Control: click
10:42:03 PM 
|
