More (Non) Prank Calls to the Avon Hotline
I thought calling the Avon Hotline to discuss the various sexual uses of Bust Sculpt would be my most embarrassing Rep Hotline moment. I was wrong.
I wore my trusty duct tape-enhanced backpack filled with Avon brochures as I walked my boys to school this morning. My boys ran ahead, shuffled their feet fast through the new piles of fall leaves. I left five stamped brochures at Gabriel's Filling Station, shoved another two through the Curves womens' workout joint mailslot. I waved goodbye as the boys rounded the school yard, then flipped open my cell phone and hit speed dial #5. The Avon Rep Hotline telephone tree didn't stump me, I knew the click responses by heart, entered my account number, said I had an important product question.
"Hi! Well, I have a question about the Astonishing Lengths mascara. Or any of the mascaras, really. Can they be used on a show terrier?"
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