I've hit bottom. My daughter doesn't know I write.
For months now, maybe since last spring, I've been talking about starting one of these, but till now it's been just talk, and type. And tripe, so far.
Where to begin? Professionally I've been an editor for the past six years. Fellow English majors (the One True Major) can appreciate the sense of astonishment I felt back in '97 upon realizing that I could earn a living using my English background. So what if I graduated in '86.
For nearly two years I contracted with "a leading software company in Redmond" (as the contract job descriptions invariably refer to them), and for three and a half years I worked for a leading Internet commerce company in Seattle. While we're parading euphemisms, I'm now pursuing other opportunities.
I'm also starving. More after lunch and "NYPD Blue" on tape. Such are the concerns of a guy between jobs (another for the parade).
But I want to start this with something memorable, so here are some political slogans (mostly suitable for bumper stickers) that I've been working on of late. If you see anything you like, feel free to reuse them, but please give me credit.
Hey Congress: This
You Impeach For!
Lick Bush
Beat Dick
9/11: Bush Knew--
You Should Too
It’s as Easy as ABC:
Anyone But Cheney
Bush governs like the 9/11 hijackers
flew: they just want to bring it down
That last one needs work. Any suggestions?
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