Country Grows More Insane
Simon Cowell has been captured displaying his middle finger to millions of impressionable young people across America.
Cowell disavowed the gesture, even though it has obviously been captured on tape and seen by hordes of children. "Sometimes I lean on my index finger. Sometimes a different finger. Sometimes two at the same time, or, God help me, even the whole hand. I never even thought about it until now," he transparently lied.
From Reuters: The Federal Communications Commission has "received a few complaints" about the incident, spokesman Richard Diamond told Reuters. The agency typically reviews such complaints to determine if an investigation is warranted. |
