A guy walks into a bar. The bartender is a robot who is reputed to not only make perfect drinks, but engage in great conversation. The guy orders a drink, and the robot brings it to him. It's perfect.
"What's your IQ?" asks the robot.
"150," answers the guy, and they proceed to talk for fifteen minutes about quantum theory, nuclear physics and biodiversity.
Impressed, the guy leaves, but once he's outside he decides to see how good the robot really is. He goes back in the bar and orders a drink.
"What's your IQ?" asks the robot.
"100," says the guy. The robot starts talking with him about baseball, cars and television.
The guy leaves, waits a few minutes, and returns.
"What's your IQ?" asks the robot.
"50," says the guy.
"So," says the robot, "voting for Bush?"
8:15:44 PM 
