Male Parental Unit is visiting from Third World Country. He used to live here. He's only up in Canada-land for a week. He's staying with me, in my one bedroom apartment, rather than ten kms across town with my brother in his four bedroom house with his wife and son. My sister-in-law is a force to be reckoned with. I've been riding the couch for a week and I am beginning to think I am getting shorter.
He's snoozing on the couch now. I've stuffed him, and myself, in the week he's been here. Vietnamese food twice, Korean once...fancy Chinese lobster AND ridiculous amounts of sticky rice at Dim Sum on Saturday.
He needs to go home. I can barely fit into my pants. I'll be back...I promise.
~Pred.
4:51:28 PM
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