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The&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sleater-kinney.com&quot;&gt; website&lt;/a&gt;says it&apos;s an &quot;indefinite hiatus,&quot; but I know a euphemism when I readit. They&apos;re done. Corin Tucker will move to widely acclaimed andoccasionally misunderstood solo albums. Carrie will throw down as aguest artist on albums by Pearl Jam, the Gossip, and the Queens of theStone Age. Janet Weiss will still play with Quasi, and some other groupwill have the good sense to sweep her up. She may be the only drummerstrong enough to replace Matt Cameron, should he ever leave Pearl Jam.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sleater-Kinneyis breaking up. They released the&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2005/07/02.html#a239&quot;&gt; most unexpected and devastatingrecord&lt;/a&gt; of their career, the one that makes everything else look like anelementary school project. Then they folded up the tent. I&apos;m left witha new sense of sadness every time I hear the blowtorch opening of &quot;TheFox&quot; or the vicious interplay of &quot;Entertain.&quot; This was the last albumby this band. This was the one that killed them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;ve been comforting myself with overload.  I&apos;ve been watching clips of them on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzZz3rVOKRI&quot;&gt;Henry Rollins show&lt;/a&gt; and live segments off the website.  I&apos;m listening to two live concerts from 2005 posted &lt;a href=&quot;http://sade.uchicago.edu/%7Eachou/s-k/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;(and my sincere gratitude goes out to the host. The cover of &quot;FortunateSon&quot; is a gem, and the retooled versions of old songs are remarkable.)I&apos;ve been reading their biography off the website, the birth I missed,even though I&apos;m out in the land of evergreens and coffee. I didn&apos;t pickup on S-K until &quot;The Hot Rock,&quot; and I didn&apos;t really hear them until&quot;All Hands on the Bad One.&quot; And then I was hooked. I explored theircatalog backwards, only recently hearing their remarkable debut album.I&apos;ve only seen them once, during the AHOABO tour, playing a 1/3-fullKey Arena and blowing the lid off it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It&apos;s a week of transitionhere at Casa Bluesky, and it only hit me yesterday. This is the lastweek I&apos;ll be home with Oliver full time. Next week, Mrs. B comes home,and hopefully, I&apos;ll be working somewhere, either temping it or suddenlyseizing a full-time gig. We have today and tomorrow, and then it&apos;sover. I&apos;ll talk more about this in a later posting. (I&apos;m not ready yet.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sowhat I&apos;m doing today is project all of my emotions of loss and sadnessabout ending my stay-at-home tenure into my sadness about losingSleater-Kinney. That&apos;s the only explanation for why I started gettingweepy halfway through the (weird, foresty, blurry) video for&quot;Entertain.&quot; That&apos;s gotta be it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I saw something online that suggested that Le Tigre might be breaking up, too.  If that&apos;s true, I&apos;m just gonna fall apart.</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/06/30.html#a355</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:54:20 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=355&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F06%2F30.html%23a355</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title> Friday 5 + 5: Music Notes + What This is Not</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/04/14.html#a345</link>			<description>&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;P.S.  To my old blog readers:  the 5 + 5 thing is a new tradition of sorts I&apos;ve started on the new blog.  Be nice to me.  It&apos;s a way to force myself to post at least once a week.) &lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;New records sneak up on me. I don&apos;t know why. It should be fairlyobvious that bands who release albums in 2004 or 2005 are obligated tofollow with a new release sometime around this year. This rule doesn&apos;talways apply (David Gilmour took two decades between solo releases),but it generally works. So why, then, was I stunned when I heard aboutthe new Drive-by Truckers release, &quot;A Blessing and a Curse?&quot; They weredue. Their last record came out in mid-2004. What&apos;s the shock? &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dittofor Public Enemy&apos;s new release. PE, actually, has been recording likegangbusters, but every time I hear of a new album, I&apos;m taken bysurprise. Their new record, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guerrillafunk.com/publicenemy/rebirthofanation/index.html&quot;&gt;Rebirth of a Nation,&lt;/a&gt;is a fascinating project. The entire album&apos;s lyrics are written byParis, who made my &quot;Best of the &apos;90s&quot; list with his landmark &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guerrillafunk.com/paris/devil_made_me_do_it/&quot;&gt;The Devil Made Me Do It&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;  (Then he got the CIA on his back when he released &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lyricsdownload.com/paris-bush-killa-lyrics.html&quot;&gt;&quot;Bush Killa&quot;&lt;/a&gt; about the first George Bush.)   I&apos;m not sure it always works, but it&apos;s sure an interesting concept. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So,I&apos;m going to attempt to prepare myself for the new releases from a fewartists that I love. These are the records I&apos;m most looking forwardto... eventually:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;5 Albums Worth Looking Forward to:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;1.  Sleater-Kinney&apos;s follow-up to &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2005/07/02.html#a239&quot;&gt;The Woods&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;  &lt;/span&gt;This is what I said about their last record:&lt;br&gt;&lt;blockquote style=&quot;font-family: times new roman;&quot;&gt;This will be one of the albums they talk about in twenty years, alongwith &quot;Yankee Hotel Foxtrot&quot; and &quot;Kid A&quot; and the other great albums ofthe early 21st century. This is an unbelievably great album. Stopreading this. Go get it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Go!&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Fortheir last record, they moved to a studio on the East Coast, hired DaveFridmann, and blew up the original mold of S-K. The guitars wereexplosive, the vocals were full-on ferocious, and everything soundedgrittier and sloppier. It was great. Here&apos;s hoping they can pull moresurprises next time. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;2.  Hem&apos;s next studio record.&lt;/span&gt;  I loved their first two albums, &quot;Rabbitsongs&quot; and &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2004/11/08.html&quot;&gt;Eveningland&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;Their latest record, &quot;No Word from Tom,&quot; is a collection of livetracks, odd covers, and unreleased tracks. The covers are intriguing,but in the live songs, you can hear that the band has found its heartas an actual band. Sally Ellyson&apos;s mystical voice sounds steadier andmore grounded now, and the band spins new melodies and new takes onalready-familiar tracks. &quot;Eveningland&quot; was a more confident record thanthe first, and the next album may be something amazing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;3.  Kanye West&apos;s follow-up to &quot;Late Registration.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&quot;The College Dropout&quot; was brilliant. &quot;Late Registration&quot; was themulti-platinum hiphop record of the year. What&apos;s he going to do next?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;4.  The Go! Team&apos;s next record. &lt;/span&gt; Their &lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/12/10.html#a312&quot;&gt;first record&lt;/a&gt;was a revelation of frantic guitar, multilayered samples, andradical-cheerleader vocals. Can&apos;t wait to see what&apos;s up their sleevenext time.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;5.  Anything new, anything at all, by MF Doom. &lt;/span&gt;Yeah, I&apos;m hooked. I have no idea what he&apos;s talking about half the time,but his flow is hypnotic and his musical choices are always surprising.After the madly inspired &quot;Mouse and the Mask&quot; collaboration with DJDangermouse, he is quite literally capable of doing anything. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Justbecause I&apos;ve always wanted to do this, I&apos;m now going to answer theinevitable question. The concept of a Friday 5 + 5 list is my owninvention. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Friday 5 + 5 is not a tribute to:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;1.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://webhome.idirect.com/%7Emorn/&quot;&gt;Faith&lt;/a&gt;, the evil slayer on &quot;Buffy the Vampire Slayer,&quot; who often said &quot;five by five&quot; as an expression that all was well.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;2.  Chuck Woolery&lt;/span&gt;, who went to commercials on &quot;Love Connection&quot; by saying he&apos;d be back in &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.answers.com/topic/love-connection&quot;&gt;two and two&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;3.  David Letterman&apos;s&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/&quot;&gt;top ten&lt;/a&gt; lists. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;4.  Any am radio station&lt;/span&gt; that does traffic and weather on the fives. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;5.  The numerologically significant 5.&lt;/span&gt;Although I was born in May (5th month) on the 25th day (5 X 5), and youcan add up the numbers of the year I was born to get 25 (still 5 x 5.)But no, it&apos;s not that.</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/04/14.html#a345</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 03:31:41 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=345&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F04%2F14.html%23a345</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>The War Against Music</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/02/19.html#a342</link>			<description>The music industry&apos;s acting like a bunch of thugs.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In New York, Patti Santangelo, a mother who&apos;s being sued for illegal file-sharing, has decided to fight back.&amp;nbsp; The RIAA has offered to settle her suit for a few thousand dollars, but she&apos;s not taking the offer.&amp;nbsp; Instead, she&apos;s gone public with her fight, and managed to raise enough cash from online supporters to hire a proper lawyer.&amp;nbsp; (Go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fightgoliath.com&quot;&gt;www.fightgoliath.com&lt;/a&gt; to help the cause.)&amp;nbsp; She is the first victim of a RIAA scaresuit to&amp;nbsp; aggressively fight the RIAA&apos;s legal onslaught.&amp;nbsp; But now it&apos;s getting ugly.&amp;nbsp; The RIAA has apparently decided to go after her children - not directly, but by &lt;a href=&quot;http://p2pnet.net/story/7942&quot;&gt;digging up personal information&lt;/a&gt; it plans to unveil in open court.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What kind of personal information?&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s not specified in the article, but imagine your own personal history as it can be seen on the internet.&amp;nbsp; Your Google searches.&amp;nbsp; Your entries on bulletin boards.&amp;nbsp; Every recipe, every photograph, every news item you&apos;ve ever clicked on, shared in court for all to see.&amp;nbsp; Now imagine you&apos;re a teenager, in the festering stew of hormones, peer pressure, and terror that we all remember too well.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This is character assassination and the threat of public humiliation wielded as a weapon.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The RIAA lawsuits are an amazing spectacle of the (big) music industry trying to burn down their fan base.&amp;nbsp; They&apos;re ignoring the obvious problem (most music on the airwaves and in the mall record stores sucks) and have decided that downloading and filesharing are causing the decline in record sales.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Music labels are finally starting to splinter off from the monolith:&amp;nbsp; Nettwerk, home to Barenaked Ladies, Sarah MacLachlan, and Bluesky favorite Hem, has decided to &lt;a href=&quot;http://money.canoe.ca/News/Other/2006/01/30/1418733-cp.html&quot;&gt;join a Texas man&lt;/a&gt; also fighting back against the RIAA.&amp;nbsp; Nettwerk is paying the legal expenses of David Greubel, who is being sued for allegedly sharing the music of Nettwerk artist Avril Lavigne, among other tracks.&amp;nbsp; Nettwerk executive Terry McBride is speaking out against the &quot;crazy&quot; behavior of the RIAA.&amp;nbsp; &quot;The fan is the future. Suing the fan is like shooting yourself in the foot.&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sharing music creates buzz, which makes artists.&amp;nbsp; Witness the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4660394.stm&quot;&gt;Arctic Monkeys&lt;/a&gt;, England&apos;s latest phenomenon, a literal file-sharing success story.&amp;nbsp; The band&apos;s word-of-mouth groundswell of support is impossible to imagine without file-sharing, and the semi-old-fashioned way of sharing music, via home-burned CDs.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But we live in an era where the wild-eyed RIAA lawyers are saying that the simple act of burning your own CDs onto your own computer to use on your own MP3 player &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/15/riaa_cd_ripping_isnt.html&quot;&gt;may be illegal&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; This is no longer about protecting artists&apos; rights.&amp;nbsp; The lawyers are running amok, and they have lost their ability to be reasonable.&amp;nbsp; They have lost the right to pretend that they representing anything good and decent about music.&amp;nbsp; They represent nothing more than dollar signs.&amp;nbsp; What ever happens next in this war, one can only think that the Goliath will get what it truly deserves.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/02/19.html#a342</guid>			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 23:03:40 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=342&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F02%2F19.html%23a342</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Fair Warning</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/02/17.html#a340</link>			<description>I try to be respectful of my son&apos;s delicate eardrums.   I use the fader on our car stereo to play the music through the front speakers, and I usually keep it pretty low.  After all, he&apos;s just a baby.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;However, there&apos;s always a risk that I&apos;ll be playing the radio, and a song will come on the radio that throws my restraint out the window.  One of those loud songs, the ones that make you sing at the top of your lungs, break out your best driving dance moves (all head, wrists, and shoulders), and turn up the volume before you realize you&apos;ve done it.  If one of those songs comes on the radio, I cannot take responsibilty for my actions.  Oliver&apos;s just going to pull his little fuzzy hat over his ears until it&apos;s over.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is the list, so far.  Others may be added later, depending on the quality of Seattle radio.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Sly and the Family Stone&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;Dance to the Music,&quot; &quot;Stand!&quot; &quot;Thank You,&quot; &quot;I Want to Take You Higher&quot; (not including any version with will.i.am on it)&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;T. Rex &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;20th Century Boy.&quot; &quot;Bang a Gong (Get It On)&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Led Zeppelin&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;Kashmir, &quot; &quot;Babe I&apos;m Gonna Leave You,&quot; &quot;Communication Breakdown,&quot; &quot;Whole Lotta Love&quot;&lt;br&gt;Edited to add:&amp;nbsp; &quot;Misty Mountain Hop.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Because, oh my God.&amp;nbsp; That song just kills.&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;My Morning Jacket&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;What a Wonderful Man.&quot; &quot;Gideon&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Pearl Jam&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;Do the Evolution,&quot; &quot;Glorified G,&quot; &quot;W.M.A.,&quot;&quot;Not for You,&quot; &quot;Given to Fly,&quot; &quot;Go&quot;&lt;br&gt;(Note:  I live in Seattle, so hearing PJ on the radio is a real risk.) &lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Neil Young &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Like a Hurricane,&quot; &quot;Rockin&apos; in the Free World&quot; (electric)&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Derek and the Dominos &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Bell Bottom Blues,&quot; &quot;Why Does Love Got to Be So Sad?&quot; &quot;Layla&quot; (not Eric Clapton&apos;s wet teabag acoustic version)&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Santana &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Soul Sacrifice,&quot; &quot;No One to Depend On&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Cream &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Crossroads,&quot; &quot;I Feel Free&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Beatles&lt;/span&gt; - Everything, but especially &quot;Paperback Writer,&quot; Revolution,&quot; &quot;She Said She Said,&quot; &quot;Helter Skelter,&quot; &quot;Rain,&quot; and if they ever played it, &quot;It&apos;s All Too Much&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;U2&lt;/span&gt; - Everything, but especially &quot;Vertigo,&quot; &quot;Bullet the Blue Sky,&quot; &quot;Elevation,&quot; &quot;Love and Peace or Else,&quot; and, if they ever played it, &quot;Gloria&quot;&lt;br&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Run-DMC&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;It&apos;s Tricky&quot; or anything else from &quot;Raising Hell&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Chaka Khan&lt;/span&gt; - &quot;I Feel 4 U,&quot; &quot;Ain&apos;t Nobody&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Prince &lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Let&apos;s Go Crazy,&quot; &quot;When Doves Cry,&quot; &quot;Alphabet St.,&quot; and if anyone ever played it, &quot;It&apos;s Gonna Be a Beautiful Night&quot;&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/02/17.html#a340</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:51:23 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=340&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F02%2F17.html%23a340</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Boycott Sony and Their Love Monkey</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/01/21.html#a329</link>			<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lovemonkeytv.com/&quot;&gt;&quot;Love Monkey&quot;&lt;/a&gt; is a front.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sure, I almost got sucked in, too.&amp;nbsp; The premise called to me - a young hipster who founds his own record label.&amp;nbsp; It sounded tempting.&amp;nbsp; And one of the real life indie tastemakers, Nic Harcourt, was signed on as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.calendarlive.com/tv/cl-et-harcourt17jan17,0,2142896.story&quot;&gt;music supervisor&lt;/a&gt;. &amp;nbsp; This might be worth looking into, says I to myself.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But oh, no.&amp;nbsp; Hell no.&amp;nbsp; The beast that is &quot;Love Monkey&quot; will never illuminate my tv screen.&amp;nbsp; Why?&amp;nbsp; Because it&apos;s a goddamn front.&amp;nbsp; A shill.&amp;nbsp; A scam.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10653227/site/newsweek/&quot;&gt;Newsweek&lt;/a&gt; said &quot;there&apos;s nothing else like it on tv,&quot; and they didn&apos;t know the half of it.&amp;nbsp; In the ultimate example of cross-pollination and secret product placement, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117936155?categoryid=14&amp;amp;cs=1&amp;amp;nid=2568&quot;&gt;Sony BMG&lt;/a&gt; is calling the musical shots at &quot;Love Monkey.&quot;&amp;nbsp; As Thomas Bartlett pointed out on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.salon.com/ent/audiofile/index.html?item=/ent/audiofile/2006/01/20/atw/index.html&quot;&gt;Audiofile&lt;/a&gt;, they&apos;re promoting their own artists through the show, putting up their new acts to be the new signees at the new &quot;indie&quot; record label.&amp;nbsp; So all of those people who are supposedly new and unsigned and being &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.filmstew.com/Content/Article.asp?ContentID=13147&quot;&gt;&quot;discovered&quot;&lt;/a&gt; by Mr. Indie Hipster Lovemonkey are really part of the giant monstrosity that is SonyBMG.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;m sure there are those who might defend the creators of this commercial chimera.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s a show about rock bands, they might whine.&amp;nbsp; How are you supposed to find good bands now without the help of a label?&amp;nbsp; Oh, let&apos;s see.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083482/maindetails&quot;&gt;&quot;Square Pegs&quot;&lt;/a&gt; was able to get Devo on their show and the Waitresses to do their theme song back in the day - they sure weren&apos;t owned by any goddamn music label.&amp;nbsp; Shows like &quot;The O.C.,&quot; &quot;Joan of Arcadia,&quot; and &quot;Gilmore Girls&quot; are able to come up with lots of good, compelling, occasionally indie artists, and they aren&apos;t owned by any goddamn music labels.&amp;nbsp; (I&apos;m willing to believe that there&apos;s a little bit of product placement fees going on there, but I can overlook that.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s a difference of degree.&amp;nbsp; The above-mentioned shows exists as shows first, and have music as an incidental part of the show.&amp;nbsp; LoveMonkey is looking to be a music promotion machine disguised as a tv show.)&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Y&apos;all might remember that I&apos;ve got a bit of &lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/14.html&quot;&gt;antipathy&lt;/a&gt; towards Sony for hating their customers.&amp;nbsp; They hate their customers so much that they planted rootkits surreptitiously on millions of CDs to keep them from doing things with &quot;their&quot; CDs that Sony didn&apos;t want them to do.&amp;nbsp; The rootkits have destroyed computers, allowed &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/10/sony_drm_trojan/&quot;&gt;viruses&lt;/a&gt; to seep in, pissed off the world in general and set Sony up for&lt;a href=&quot;http://sonysuit.com/&quot;&gt; lawsuits&lt;/a&gt; by the score.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So now unsuspecting millions are going to watch what they think is a tv show, but it turns out to only be an infomercial for the SonyBMG beast.&amp;nbsp; Don&apos;t be taken in. Fuck Sony.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If you end up watching it, then you only have yourself to blame.&amp;nbsp; You&apos;ve been had.&amp;nbsp; You&apos;ve been took.&amp;nbsp; You been hoodwinked.&amp;nbsp; Bamboozled.&amp;nbsp; Led astray.&amp;nbsp; Run amok.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/01/21.html#a329</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2006 15:59:12 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=329&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F01%2F21.html%23a329</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Google Humor</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/01/20.html#a328</link>			<description>(I&apos;m not talking about that &lt;a href=&quot;http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002750632_google20.html&quot;&gt;Justice Department subpeona&lt;/a&gt; that Google&apos;s resisting.  Because that shit ain&apos;t funny.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You know how, if you&apos;re looking for multiple words in a search, Google will show the text from a website that contains those words?  Usually, they excise huge portions of text in order to show the searched words.  Someone was doing a search and found my blog, and Google showed the following excerpt.&amp;nbsp;  Note:  the first part of this refers to Jeff Tweedy from Wilco, which makes it even funnier.&lt;br&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;... The lyrics are up to Jeff&apos;s standard of excellence: paranoid, wistful, wishful poems ... &quot;I don&apos;t know what you heard about me...but I&apos;m a motherfuckin&apos; PIMP.&quot; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2006/01/20.html#a328</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 13:31:51 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=328&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2006%2F01%2F20.html%23a328</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Hey, Boycott Sony!  Still!  Again!</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/12/15.html#a314</link>			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://boycottsony.us/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/images/Pics/no_xmas.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;There&apos;s been entirely too much news about the&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/11.html&quot;&gt; Sony DRM debacle&lt;/a&gt; for my l&apos;il old blog to cover.  Also, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/03/sony_rootkit_roundup.html&quot;&gt;BoingBoing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/8950981?rnd=1134568264547&amp;amp;has-player=true&quot;&gt;Rolling Stone,&lt;/a&gt; and the &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.google.com/news?q=sony%20rootkit&amp;amp;ie=utf-8&amp;amp;oe=utf-8&amp;amp;client=firefox-a&amp;amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;amp;sa=N&amp;amp;tab=wn&quot;&gt;MSM&lt;/a&gt; have been doing a fine job of covering the fiasco.  But here&apos;s the basics.&lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boycottsony.us/&quot;&gt;Boycott Sony&lt;/a&gt;.  They&apos;re evil and have no respect for music fans.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Even if you didn&apos;t buy a Sony CD with the rootkit on it, you&apos;re still in trouble.  There&apos;s another &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/12/sonys_other_maliciou.html&quot;&gt;DRM scheme&lt;/a&gt; on other CDs, including My Morning Jacket&apos;s&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt; Z&lt;/span&gt;, that will install itself on your computer even if you hit &quot;decline&quot; when asked if you want to install it.  (Because &quot;no&quot; means &quot;yes.&quot;)  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Sony was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/29/sony_knew_about_root.html&quot;&gt;incredibly slow&lt;/a&gt; in even admitting they had a problem, even as viruses were taking advantage of the secret rootkit to launch on thousands of computers.  At its worst, Sony BMG&apos;s president Thomas Hesse offered the amazingly tone-deaf &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/24/sony_rootkit_tee_why.html&quot;&gt;comment&lt;/a&gt;, &quot;Most people don&apos;t even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?&quot;At first, they claimed to have an uninstaller available which didn&apos;t really uninstall the software.  Then they started offering replacement CDs - um, hello, you poisoned my computer?  I really don&apos;t think I want another CD from you.  Finally, they made MP3s available to those who bought the poison CDs, MP3s which are doubtlessly being traded all up and down the Internet as revenge.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;MMJ (and other bands) have been nice enough to short-circuit Sony&apos;s neanderthal &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;reaction by offering their own solution.  They&apos;re sending fans burned, unprotected &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/14/sony_artists_offerin.html&quot;&gt;copies&lt;/a&gt; of the offending CDs.   (Speaking of unprotected MP3s, ATO Records - which is owned/distributed by Sony -  has just started making their catalog available on EMusic as mp3s with no DRM protection whatsoever.  Highlights include two Patty Griffin albums and Mike Doughty&apos;s latest, as well as his previous releases.  Coincidence?)  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The backlash is large, vast, and growing.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://vielmetti.typepad.com/vacuum/2005/11/sony_rootkit_mu.html&quot;&gt;Libraries&lt;/a&gt; are refusing to buy Sony discs.  Lawsuits are &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oag.state.tx.us/oagNews/release.php?id=1266&quot;&gt;flying&lt;/a&gt; at a &lt;a href=&quot;http://businessweek.com/technology/content/nov2005/tc20051128_573560.htm&quot;&gt;breathtaking &lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eff.org/IP/DRM/Sony-BMG/&quot;&gt;pace&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Summary?  Digital rights management doesn&apos;t work.  In the old days, you bought a record or a cassette and it was free - you could tape it, make mix tapes or whatever, and you owned all of it.  Now Sony (and others!) are trying to put &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/09/sonys_eula_is_worse_.html&quot;&gt;ridiculous limitations &lt;/a&gt;on HOW you own the music you buy.  Their latest scheme only exposes the fallacy of needing customers and yet not trusting them.  Sony still deserves to be punished for their assault on their customer base.   Don&apos;t buy Sony CDs for presents - if you must have some of these artists, download the songs from iTunes or EMusic.  At least that way, you know what you&apos;re getting.  &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/12/15.html#a314</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:06:54 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=314&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F12%2F15.html%23a314</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Rocking OUT!</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/12/10.html#a312</link>			<description>I&apos;m just digging the new &lt;a href=&quot;http://thegoteamusa.com/&quot;&gt;Go! Team&lt;/a&gt; record like crazy.&amp;nbsp; I love the feel of this record - it&apos;s loud, crazy, exuberant, and you just want to jump up and down when you hear music like this.&amp;nbsp; The tambourine and wild-eyed horn section on &quot;Junior Kickstart,&quot; the playground chant of &quot;We Just Won&apos;t Be Defeated,&quot; the kooky cut-and-paste boogie of &quot;Bottle Rocket,&quot; all of it.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s wild, silly fun. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The drums are just joyous.&amp;nbsp; The horns are over the top and crazy. The vocals all seem like playground taunts or cheerleaders with bad attitudes.&amp;nbsp; (Apparently, there&apos;s samples aplenty here, but there&apos;s lots of live music, too, and it&apos;s hard to separate one from the other.)&amp;nbsp; And I don&apos;t think there&apos;s any grand message behind these songs - I can&apos;t even make out the lyrics most of the time.&amp;nbsp; But it&apos;s fun and silly music, and that&apos;s all you need sometimes, right? &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They remind me of the jubilantly childlike debut record by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emperornorton.com/mod/artistpage.php3?artist=call_and_response&quot;&gt;Call and Response&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Call and Response was more bubblegummy, though - this has scratching and weird samples and a few raps here and there.&amp;nbsp; And beats. Oh, man, the drums!&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m listening to &quot;Bottle Rocket&quot; right now, and the drums are pushed way up front.&amp;nbsp; It sounds like two drummers playing in almost-but-not-quite time with each other.&amp;nbsp; Oddly, the drum style sounds like marching band drumming, especially the riffs on &quot;Ladyflash.&quot;&amp;nbsp; (Do I hear a glockenspiel?) &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/g/go-team/thunder-lightning-strike.shtml&quot;&gt;Pitchfork&lt;/a&gt; tried to get all analytical and say that these guys were hearkening back to the theme songs of early &apos;80s tv.&amp;nbsp; I don&apos;t know about all that, but this is the perfect soundtrack to a movie that doesn&apos;t exist yet. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Go get this album now.&amp;nbsp; If you&apos;re cheap, get &quot;Bottle Rocket,&quot; &quot;Junior Kickstart,&quot; &quot;Ladyflash&quot; and, oh, &quot;The Power is On,&quot; which thumps like the best tracks by Gorillaz or Timbaland or maybe both put together.&amp;nbsp; And if you&apos;re really cheap, or if you just want to hear these cats live, go to KEXP&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kexp.org/aspnet_client/KEXPViewMediaGroup.aspx?rID=2793&amp;amp;pID=528&amp;amp;fID=539&amp;amp;artist=AI&quot;&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; to hear their live performance.&amp;nbsp; Wowee wow wow wow.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;P.S.&amp;nbsp; Not only is the album fun, but it&apos;s bringing out the best in critics trying to explain the sound.&amp;nbsp; A sampling: &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The album-opening &quot;Panther Dash&quot; begins in noise that gives way to clacking drumsticks, a surf guitar, a hopscotch-style count-off, and a winsome Midnight Cowboy-inspired harmonica part, then squeals out into noise again...A challenge to even the most hardened depressive, Thunder, Lightning, Strike finds one way after another to shake new pleasures out of old material.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://avclub.com/content/node/41519&quot;&gt;(The Onion A.V. Club)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;It&apos;s pin the tail on the donkey where everywhere you stick the pin gets you a prize. The Go! Team is widescreen in a pan-and-scan world, a sparkling rejoinder to purists and spoilsports everywhere and more fun than recess on the last day of school. Cinematic, fantastic, and essential to all who want their music larger than life and rambunctious, Thunder, Lightning, Strike is the kind of record that makes you glad to be alive. What could be better than that?&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.prefixmag.com/reviews/cds/G/The-Go%21-Team/Thunder,-Lightning,-Strike/1742&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&amp;amp;uid=MIW030512080511&amp;amp;sql=10:lsjv7i55g77r%7ET1&quot;&gt;(Allmusic.com)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;Thunder, Lightning, Strike is for people who love music that hits them over the head with the sheer enjoyment of the human ability to rock.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.prefixmag.com/reviews/cds/G/The-Go%21-Team/Thunder,-Lightning,-Strike/1742&quot;&gt;(Prefix Magazine) &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It&apos;s all dusky reds and yellows, shag-headed battle royales, exploding tanks, and getting up the next day to relive it on the playground.&amp;nbsp; ( &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/g/go-team/thunder-lightning-strike.shtml&quot;&gt;Pitchfork Media.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt; Blogger&apos;s note:&amp;nbsp; Um, okay, but what have you been smoking?)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;...the party-ready rhythm and summer&apos;s day melodies rise above the ruckus. This is probably how infants hear music, overwhelmed by sensation and oblivious to language. &lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://popmatters.com/music/reviews/g/goteam-thunder.shtml&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;(PopMatters)&lt;/a&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/12/10.html#a312</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 14:45:37 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=312&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F12%2F10.html%23a312</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Talking around the &quot;Campfire&quot;</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/19.html#a302</link>			<description>I&apos;m so late to everything now.&amp;nbsp; If you&apos;re reading this blog to catch breaking news and stuff, you&apos;d be better &lt;a href=&quot;http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/&quot;&gt;going&lt;/a&gt; to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailykos.com/&quot;&gt;blogs&lt;/a&gt; that actually post more than once per week. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sorry.&amp;nbsp; Apologies.&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/theBaby/&quot;&gt; Baby.&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; Etc etc, blah, blah blah.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyway, I was all excited to find this fascinating interview with theboys (brothers, as it turns out!) from Boards of Canada.&amp;nbsp; (It&apos;snot a new interview - it was posted in September.&amp;nbsp; Sigh.)&amp;nbsp;They offer tempting tidbits about projects in the works, or on hold (anacoustic version of Geodaddi!), some insight on the making of &lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2005/11/10.html#a298&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2005/11/10.html#a298&quot;&gt;The Campfire Headphase&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; and talk about some of their favoritebands.&amp;nbsp; Among the list of influences:&amp;nbsp; My Bloody Valentine,Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, and Cocteau Twins.&amp;nbsp; That&apos;s an odd kettle offish to draw from, but I guess it works.&amp;nbsp; Anyway, &lt;a href=&quot;%0Ahttp://pitchforkmedia.com/interviews/b/boards-of-canada-05/&quot;&gt;go here&lt;/a&gt; to find out more about the &lt;s&gt;cult&lt;/s&gt; band. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/19.html#a302</guid>			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:21:39 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=302&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F19.html%23a302</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Boycott Sony.</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/14.html#a301</link>			<description>Remember when boycotts used to take months, even years, to organize?&amp;nbsp; Now it takes a week.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But yes.&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,69559,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_2&quot;&gt;Boycott Sony&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Boycott them for loading up CDs by respectable artists (Celine Dion not included) with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004144.php&quot;&gt;evil software&lt;/a&gt; that could destroy your computer.&amp;nbsp; Boycott them for trying to push a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004145.php&quot;&gt;license agreement&lt;/a&gt;(for a CD?!) that declares that the music on your CD is only yours aslong as you stay in the country, as long as you don&apos;t burn it on yourwork computer, as long as you don&apos;t file for bankruptcy, and as long asyou don&apos;t get robbed.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Seriously.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So protect yourself.&amp;nbsp; Don&apos;t buy any of the CDs that have evilcopy-protection (i.e. customer-spying) software.&amp;nbsp; Better yet,don&apos;t buy any Sony CDs.&amp;nbsp; Demand they that change their evil,paranoid, pirate-fearing, devious software-planting, RIAA-shillingways.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And don&apos;t forget the most important part of any boycott - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sonymusic.com/about/feedback.cgi&quot;&gt;tell Sony&lt;/a&gt;why you&apos;re boycotting their giant evil corporation asses.&amp;nbsp; (Mysuggestion:&amp;nbsp; call their toll-free number, tell them you havedefective CDs, and demand a refund.)&amp;nbsp; Tell them it&apos;s not goodenough to apologize for this incredible violation of trust with itscustomers.&amp;nbsp; They need to recall the DEFECTIVE product (every CDinfected with copy-protection software), create a way to remove thecrap off people&apos;s computers, and promise to never do it again.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(As it turns out, my MMJ CD doesn&apos;t have the evil rootkit software onit, but I still don&apos;t like copy-protection schemes.)&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sony needs to be punished for this.&amp;nbsp; Even &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1895,1884677,00.asp&quot;&gt;Microsoft&lt;/a&gt;(fellow evil corporation) isn&apos;t standing by them.&amp;nbsp; This is anopportunity for consumers like us to strike a real blow, not againstSony, but against every music company and every company that decidesit&apos;s all right to spy on the very customers that keep them inbusiness.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/14.html#a301</guid>			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:36:45 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=301&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F14.html%23a301</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Extra Special Surprise ... of Doom</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/11.html#a300</link>			<description>Little did I know when I bought My Morning Jacket&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/2005/11/01.html#a288&quot;&gt;latest CD&lt;/a&gt; that I was bringing a loaded weapon into the house.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You probably know by now that Sony has a nasty little surprise onthousands of CDs, including many released by imprint label ATO (MMJ&apos;slabel.)&amp;nbsp; The surprise was &quot;extended copy protection&quot; that loadeditself innocuously onto your computer, making itself nearly invisibleby the same &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,120658,00.asp&quot;&gt;cloaking techniques&lt;/a&gt;that hackers and virus makers like to use.&amp;nbsp; First of all, I don&apos;tlike programs that sit like silent spies on my computer, reporting howmany times I burn a CD or who knows what else.&amp;nbsp; From here, it&apos;snot a far stretch to imagine Sony scanning ALL music files on yourcomputer to verify legitimate ownership, and suing you RIAA-style ifthey find pirated versions of their music.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But the real kicker is what happens if you try to delete theprogram.&amp;nbsp; Your CD burner stops working.&amp;nbsp; That&apos;s right -people like me paid good money to bring home a CD that just mightpermanently disable their computer.&amp;nbsp; Thank you very &lt;a href=&quot;mailto:f@#%ing&quot;&gt;f@#%ing&lt;/a&gt; much.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Mark Russinovich (much respect is due) first blew the whistle on this malware on his &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sysinternals.com/blog/2005/10/sony-rootkits-and-digital-rights.html&quot;&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;br&gt;dissecting its behavior and cloaking in devastatingly minutedetail.&amp;nbsp; From there came the outrage, the mockery, and theinevitable reversal.&amp;nbsp; Or was it?&amp;nbsp; Sony has made it possibleto reveal where this little piece of malware was hidden, but as of thispost, it&apos;s still not safe to actually disable or remove it. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;One other unfortunate, but totally predictable, side effect of runningsilent and invisible programs on a computer is that it opens yourcomputer up to virus attacks.&amp;nbsp; Today the first word broke of a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sophos.com/pressoffice/news/articles/2005/11/stinxe.html&quot;&gt;virus &lt;/a&gt;that uses Sony&apos;s mysterious program to launch itself.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And today the first of many many &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=173601761%20&quot;&gt;lawsuits&lt;/a&gt; was filed.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Apparently Sony has decided to stop putting XCP on their discs, but the damage has been done. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I was undamaged (as far as I know) by this nasty thing, because Iburned the CD with my Mac so I could play it on my iPod.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;This has only strengthened my resolve to never, ever, ever let go of myMac - so far, it&apos;s been the only successful way to avoid almost all ofthe dumbass DRM software out there. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This also made me think very seriously about downloading every newalbum directly from iTunes.&amp;nbsp; I don&apos;t like their DRM very much, butat least I know what I&apos;m getting. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(Irony here is that ATO is the home to many pro-taping &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.atorecords.com/index.php?title=artists&quot;&gt;artists&lt;/a&gt;such as Gov&apos;t Mule, Mike Doughty, and co-founder Dave Matthews.&amp;nbsp;So, the same bands who happily allow fans to tape and share theirconcerts are cursed with CDs that might destroy their fans&apos;computers.&amp;nbsp; For the record, ATO has &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.atorecords.com/index.php?title=news+and+press&amp;amp;kind=news&amp;amp;mdid=532%29&quot;&gt;disavowed&lt;/a&gt; any involvement with the DRM scheme, or any DRM scheme.)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/11.html#a300</guid>			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 03:37:26 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=300&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F11.html%23a300</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>The Campfire Headphase</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/10.html#a298</link>			<description>I had listened to this new &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.boardsofcanada.com/&quot;&gt;Boards of Canada&lt;/a&gt;record a time or two on the stereo, and wasn&apos;t sure I was gettingit.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s obviously a slightly different approach than theprevious records - there are guitars on it, fercrissake, anddiscernible drums, but it still has that amazingly organic sound ofdisintegrating 1/4&quot; tape.&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Boards of Canada do ambient music.&amp;nbsp; That&apos;s my word - I think normally it applies to &quot;invisible&quot; music like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000003S2K/102-3883209-2219331?v=glance&quot;&gt;Music for Airports&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;BoC&apos;s music is near invisible, but it&apos;s surprisingly moving.&amp;nbsp; Ilove working to their music, because it both fades into the backgroundand makes me smile. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Anyway, I wasn&apos;t sure I was getting the real experience of the record,since I was listening to it at hushed tones while the boy was eitherplaying or asleep.&amp;nbsp; Then I put on the iPod and hit&quot;shuffle.&quot;&amp;nbsp; The song &lt;a href=&quot;http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=81696254&amp;amp;s=143441&amp;amp;i=81696232&quot;&gt;&quot;Dayvan Cowboy&quot;&lt;/a&gt; came on and ...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;and ...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ohhh wow. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The song starts out with choppy, fragmented keyboards playing a lovelymelody, with some atmospheric weirdness in the background.&amp;nbsp; Fineenough, and typical enough for BoC.&amp;nbsp; But then, little kiddies,something magical happens.&amp;nbsp; The song switches itself halfwaythrough, and does a Moebius strip thing where it turns itselfinside-out to the cue of guitar chords.&amp;nbsp; The second half of thesong is breathtakingly beautiful, with Moogy whooshing sounds in thebackground, and digitally altered drums and cymbals.&amp;nbsp; I nearlycried. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Then I reset the iPod to play it again.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And again. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is what Boards of Canada do to you.&amp;nbsp; You don&apos;t quite realizewhether you like it or even register that it&apos;s playing, and suddenlysomething happens and you dissolve into it.&amp;nbsp; They remind me,oddly, of Sigur R&amp;oacute;s - the way their melodies don&apos;t seem structured somuch as fully formed, fully structured as a whole.&amp;nbsp; The chordchanges seem so obvious that you can&apos;t imagine that musicians wrote andperform this - it must be some natural song that comes from the heartof the world itself, like David&apos;s secret chord in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.leonardcohenfiles.com/hallelujah.html&quot;&gt;&quot;Hallelujah.&quot;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s some of the most seductive music I know - not sexy seductive, but literally music that seduces you.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/10.html#a298</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 17:56:29 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=298&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F10.html%23a298</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>MMJ #4 - Not Coldplay</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/03.html#a291</link>			<description>Coldplay has this one trick they do, which is taking a guitar or pianoriff or a lyrical theme, and repeating it and repeating it andrepeating it until their arms fall off.  Every once in a bluemoon, like in &quot;Clocks,&quot; this repeating thing works.  (Insert yourfavorite metaphor about monkeys and typewriters here.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Gideon&quot; by My Morning Jacket has the kind of effect that Coldplayalways wished they could create.  The repeating guitar lead buildsfamiliarity and tension simultaneously, and by the time the songexplodes (after the second verse), it&apos;s so startling and emotionallyfulfilling that it&apos;s nearly orgasmic.  I&apos;ve never ever heard aColdplay song that made me want to jump up and down.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It&apos;s also got more feeling in it, both in the music and the vocals,than Coldplay&apos;s music-box productions.  The guitars go fromrhythmic to pounding, the vocals from hypnotic to howling.  Theyknow how to use both repitition and dynamic tension to drive theirsongs home.  MMJ uses what might be a standard songwriting moveand turn it into something ferocious and majestic.  &quot;Gideon&quot; isone of those perfect songs, a three-minute opera (as Roy Orbisondescribed his songs) and one of the best songs of the year.  ChrisMartin and company should take notes.  &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/03.html#a291</guid>			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 14:48:42 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=291&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F03.html%23a291</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>MMJ #3 - Great Openings</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a290</link>			<description>Esquire Magazine recently wrote that the first three songs of My Morning Jacket&apos;s  &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Z&lt;/span&gt;- &quot;Wordless Chorus,&quot; &quot;It Beats 4U,&quot; and &quot;Gideon&quot; - were the &quot;mostsatisfying 12 minutes of the year.&quot;  It&apos;s an amazing opening for analbum.  The first song is like a statement of purpose, completewith the mind-blowingly beautiful chorus of the title, and thedeclaration &quot;we are the innovators, they are the imitators.&quot;  &quot;ItBeats 4U&quot; is a complicated, tight, sexy song that is simplymesmerizing.  But the keynote, the reason for buying the record,is &quot;Gideon.&quot;  This song is just astounding.  The crushingguitars that swoop in after the second verse.  The persistence ofthe guitars, driving the song along, pushing toward that amazingcrescendo where James jumps an octave and the hairs on your neck standstraight up.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I loved this image so much that I started thinking of more perfectbeginnings.  I started a list of the best introductions - threesongs only - that have the same kind of effect, whether it&apos;s stating apurpose, sounding the alarm, or just erasing the world so nothingremains except you and the music in your ear. I&apos;ll keep my comments short.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Public Enemy:  Nation of Millions.&lt;/span&gt; The siren blast, both literally and figuratively, of theintroduction.  The explosive blast of &quot;Bring the Noize.&quot;  Andthen the stuttering, squealing braggadocio of &quot;Don&apos;t Believe the Hype,&quot;raising the bar while seeming to want to tamp down expectations. The band had nothing to lose and the entire world of hiphop that itwanted to lay claim to.  They almost did it.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Radiohead:  Kid A.&lt;/span&gt; &quot;Everything In Its Right Place&quot; set the tone:  bewilderment,disorientation, and fear, coupled with an unexpected swirl of effectsthat chopped Thom Yorke&apos;s voice into a dizzy Greek chorus.  &quot;KidA&quot; explained everything and nothing, and then &quot;The National Anthem&quot;drove the point home:  all is not well.  The house is onfire, the children all alone and maybe not what they seem afterall.  Three songs, full of musical experiments, from the schizoidhorn section on &quot;Anthem&quot; to the muffled distorted vocals on &quot;KidA.&quot;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;The Beatles:  Sergeant Pepper.&lt;/span&gt; &quot;Sgt Pepper,&quot; &quot;With a Little Help from My Friends,&quot; &quot;Lucy in the Skywith Diamonds.&quot;  Who needs drugs?  The Beatles showedeveryone how to create an entire musical world in less than 10minutes.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Sleater-Kinney:  The Woods. &lt;/span&gt;This album signified that S-K was willing to throw out the rules, andmaybe half of their fan base, in order to move themselves out of theirself-diagnosed rut.  From the first pounding notes of &quot;The Fox,&quot;to the nightmare parable and roaring stomp of &quot;Wilderness,&quot; theysounded harder, blurrier, and more aggressive than ever before. Then &quot;What&apos;s Mine is Yours&quot; comes on, and then grinds to a halt asCarrie kicks her guitar across the stage, and you realize that this aband that you&apos;ve never even seen before, or even suspected toexist.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Public Enemy:  Fear of a Black Planet&lt;/span&gt;.  PE does it again.  The intro,&quot;Contract on the World Love Jam,&quot; sets the scene of PE, rap music, andthe world as a whole.  Then each MC takes his turn:  Chuck D, with&quot;Brothers Gonna Work it Out,&quot; one of the most musically and verbally complex rap songs everrecorded, Chuck sounds simultaneous notes of hope and dread, and FlavorFlav, with &quot;911 is a Joke,&quot; moves from slapstick comedy to semi-seriouspolitical digs with a wildly funny and yet still tragic tirade.  Thiswas back in the days when Flav was tragic for his subject matter,andnot for his drug busts and love life.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Wilco:  Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. &lt;/span&gt;Really, all you need to hear is the eight-minute &quot;I Am Trying to BreakYour Heart&quot; to get into the world of this album.  But thatmagnificent song is followed by two equally mysterious and murky songs,&quot;Camera,&quot; and &quot;Radio Cure.&quot;  I find myself continually hypnotizedby this record.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;R.E.M.:  Reckoning.&lt;/span&gt; &quot;Harborcoat.&quot;  &quot;7 Chinese Brothers.&quot;  &quot;So. CentralRain.&quot;  Every one a classic.  Every one, a moment intime.  One of the best openings on one of the best R.E.M. records.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What else?  Give me your favorite album intro - three killer tracks all in a row.  &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a290</guid>			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:45:23 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=290&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F01.html%23a290</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>MMJ #2 - Space Rock?  Southern Rock?  </title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a289</link>			<description>I had a list in my mind of the bands that might be compared to My Morning Jacket.&amp;nbsp; The list included, in part:&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Allman Brothers&lt;br&gt;Phish&lt;br&gt;Wilco (at some of their harder-rocking moments)&lt;br&gt;Bright Eyes&lt;br&gt;The Black Crowes&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;and so on.&amp;nbsp; I expected to hear Southern rock, long-hair-flowingparty rock, and some folky influences (maybe add Crosby, Stills andNash to the above list.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I didn&apos;t expect to hear such a similarity to Radiohead.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m talking about the Radiohead of &lt;br&gt;&quot;The Bends&quot; and &quot;OK Computer.&quot;&amp;nbsp; The songs are complex and widelyvaried, and they certainly don&apos;t have much of a common theme besidesJim James&apos; oddball echoplexed voice.&amp;nbsp; The intricacy, the cleverdetails, the unexpected and nearly neglected details, all remind me ofthe way Radiohead crafts its songs.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Let me say a word here about the term &quot;space rock&quot; that gets bandiedabout so much in reviews MMJ&apos;s work.&amp;nbsp; I don&apos;t understand what itmeans.&amp;nbsp; What the hell is &quot;space rock?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Esquire said that theguitar riffs in &quot;Gideon&quot; were &quot;interplanetary.&quot;&amp;nbsp; WTF?&amp;nbsp;They&apos;re not interplanetary.&amp;nbsp; The lead riff is intricate andinterlocked, and certainly suggests continuity or infinity or somethinggrand, but I don&apos;t think it sounds &quot;interplanetary.&quot;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;It seems like a copout term.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s music review shorthand, one ofthose meaningless and ubiquitous terms that critics resort to when theydon&apos;t know how to approach their subject. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Space rock&quot; to me implies space, and I have certain pieces of musicthat I think invoke space.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Echoes&quot; by Pink Floyd.&amp;nbsp; Parts of&quot;Electric Ladyland&quot; by Jimi Hendrix.&amp;nbsp; The entire &quot;2001&quot;soundtrack. Space to me sounds vast, echoey, empty, and somewhatfrightening.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;and there&apos;s other stuff that sounds not spacey, but alien.&amp;nbsp; Like&quot;Ok Computer.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Like anything by Sigur Ros - now that&apos;s music thatsounds like it came from outer space.&amp;nbsp; But what the hell are doesMMJ have to do with space?&amp;nbsp; The only spacey thing about theirmusic is the echo on James&apos; voice, and if that make them &quot;space rock,&quot;then so does Duane Eddy&apos;s use of tremolo.&amp;nbsp; And Bo Diddley&apos;s, forthat matter.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a289</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:15:56 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=289&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F01.html%23a289</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>MMJ # 1 - Rock &apos;n Roll Deathmatch</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a288</link>			<description>I have many, many thoughts after purchasing &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mymorningjacket.com/&quot;&gt;My Morning Jacket&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; new album, Z.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m going to post them as a series, starting here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I bought Z at the same time as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.barsuk.com/dcfc/&quot;&gt;Death Cab for Cutie&apos;s&lt;/a&gt;new album, Plans.&amp;nbsp; The pairing was completely unfair.&amp;nbsp;Imagine, if you will, Tyra Banks standing on the same stage as AlFranken.&amp;nbsp; Imagine the Rolling Stones opening for ElliottSmith.&amp;nbsp; Imagine Jimi Hendrix opening for the Monkees - or worseyet, Hendrix opening for Donovan.&amp;nbsp; Or Townes Van Zandt.&amp;nbsp; OrTim Buckley.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I tried to listen to Plans several times, every time after listening toZ.&amp;nbsp; It was totally unfair and a little cruel to put these twoalbums side-by-side.&amp;nbsp; DCFC is gentle, often acoustic, withcarefully crafted lyrics delivered with impeccable enunciation.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;MMJ is wild, raucous, and spontaneous.&amp;nbsp; They&apos;re loud.&amp;nbsp; Theirlead singer has a habit of going &quot;Whoo!&quot; in the middle of songs,something that Ben Gibbard has never attempted to my knowledge.&amp;nbsp;You can headbang to My Morning Jacket.&amp;nbsp; You can watch the rainsliding down your window and listen to Death Cab.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The two albums are staggeringly dissimilar, and a record like Z isbound to blow away nearly any other album up against it, but a quiet,introspective, gentle album like Plans never really stood a chance.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is not a slam.&amp;nbsp; I love Plans, but I had to put away Z for awhile before I could really listen to it, and give it its due.&amp;nbsp;But as much as I appreciate Plans and am impressed by it and value it,I love, love, love Z.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Love.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/11/01.html#a288</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 21:00:20 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=288&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F11%2F01.html%23a288</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Ecstasy... Agony</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/27.html#a286</link>			<description>The laudable &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.newwestrecords.com/aboutus.php&quot;&gt;New West Records&lt;/a&gt;just debuted on eMusic this week.&amp;nbsp; This small, feisty label withAustin roots hosts head-turning artists like Delbert McClinton, BenLee, Buddy Miller, Vic Chesnutt, Dwight Yoakum, and the Drive-byTruckers.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So what fine album do they choose to make their big splash on eMusic?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Dirty Diamonds&quot; by Alice Cooper.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Feh.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;(Paste Magazine reluctantly gave this album one star, and calls it a&quot;lifeless collection of rubber-stamp rock tunes.&quot;&amp;nbsp; And I had somuch hope for Alice...) &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/27.html#a286</guid>			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:45:21 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=286&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F10%2F27.html%23a286</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Nelly Must Be Stopped</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/12.html#a279</link>			<description>Below is the letter I sent off to Ellen Degeneres this morning.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-left: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Ellen, Ellen, Ellen,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I watch your show religiously.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m a stay-at-home dad of afour-month-old boy, Oliver.&amp;nbsp; And my wife and I love your show,with one little exception:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;your music has to change.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How else can I put it?&amp;nbsp; &lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;Su musica necessita que cambiar.&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;It&apos;s tired.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s getting old.&amp;nbsp; And if I hear Nelly one moretime, I may just start weeping right there in front of the television.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We all know you&apos;ve got great musical tastes, that run toward &apos;70s funk,r &amp;amp; b,&amp;nbsp; and hiphop with a good beat.&amp;nbsp; I promise you,Ellen, there&apos;s a wealth of music out there that is going unexplored,not only by you, but certainly by the rest of daytime television.&amp;nbsp;(I have never once seen Tony Danza getting down to P Funk.&amp;nbsp; On theother hand, I have never actually seen Tony Danza&apos;s show, so maybethat&apos;s unfair.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So here&apos;s a few suggestions to expand your musical horizons.&amp;nbsp;Please share this with Tony as well, since I&apos;m sure you folkscollaborate on picking the music for the show. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1)&amp;nbsp; The Gorillaz - &quot;Feel Good Inc.&quot;&amp;nbsp; I know you heard thissong over the summer - it was even in an iPod commercial.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;It&apos;s got a good driving beat and a &quot;Low Rider&quot;-style bass line that&apos;sunforgettable, and the rap is sharp-edged and clever. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;2) De La Soul - &quot;Me Myself and I.&quot;&amp;nbsp; This is a classic from &quot;backin the day&quot; - which, for me, means the early 90&apos;s.&amp;nbsp; Another greatbeat, and the organ riff is unforgettable.&amp;nbsp; If you&apos;ve heard thissong, you&apos;ve probably got it playing in your head right now.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;3)&amp;nbsp; Prince.&amp;nbsp; Yes, Prince!&amp;nbsp; Whatever happened toPrince?&amp;nbsp; His last album was great, but what about the old stuff -&quot;Kiss,&quot; &quot;Mountains,&quot; &quot;Raspberry Beret,&quot; &quot;It&apos;s Gonna Be a BeautifulNight,&quot; &quot;Hot Thing,&quot; &quot;New Position,&quot;&amp;nbsp; &quot;I Could Never Take thePlace of Your Man.&quot;&amp;nbsp; All of them are worth a listen and maybe adance.&amp;nbsp; Granted, you might have to edit a couple of these songs,but they&apos;re still classics. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;4)&amp;nbsp; Speaking of Prince, have you heard the Art of Noise and TomJones covering &quot;Kiss?&quot;&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s classic - a little edgier beat thanthe original, and Tom Jones is his swaggering self all throughout thesong.&amp;nbsp; There&apos;s a great moment before the bridge where Tom goes, &quot;Ithink I wanna dance now!&quot;&amp;nbsp; that would be perfect for one of yourdance breaks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;5) &quot;Touch the Sky&quot; - Kanye West.&amp;nbsp; this is off the new album.&amp;nbsp;Kayne&apos;s thoughtful and has put together some unforgettable tracks onthe new record.&amp;nbsp; This one, especially, is worth a shot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I wanted to make a point about the hip-hop that you&apos;ve beenplaying.&amp;nbsp; While most of it is very popular, and while artists likeNelly and Chingy put together some memorable songs, the lyrical contentleaves lots to be desired.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m sure you realize that the majorityof your audience only hears rap music once during the day - on yourshow.&amp;nbsp; So t frustrates me when the only rap they&apos;re being exposedto is stuff like &quot;Right Thurr&quot; (sample lyric:&amp;nbsp; &quot;Look at her hips,look at her legs, ain&apos;t she stacked?, I sure wouldn&apos;t mind hittin&apos; thatfrom the back, I like it when I touch it cuz she moan a l&apos;il bit, Jeanssaggin&apos; so I can see her thong a l&apos;il bit&quot;), &quot;Flap Your Wings&quot; (samplelyrics:&amp;nbsp; &quot;Now, what&apos;s next to transcend up in this party, OPPtime, now let&apos;s get naughty, You take babygirl, and I&apos;ma take shorty,With the sweat drippin&apos; all over her body&quot;&amp;nbsp; and &quot;In Da Club&quot; by 50Cent (sample lyrics:&amp;nbsp; When I pull out up front, you see the Benzon dubs, When I roll 20 deep, it&apos;s 20 knives in the club, Niggas heardI f**k with Dre, now they wanna show me love, When you sell likeEminem, and the hoes they wanna f**k&quot;).&amp;nbsp; There&apos;s good hip-hopmusic out there with lyrics that don&apos;t address thongs, booty poppin&apos;,or hos, and I truly wish that you would spotlight more of the positivehip-hop instead of, or in addition to, the current rotation. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Okay.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m getting off the soapbox.&amp;nbsp; Back to the music.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;6) &quot;Scenario&quot; by a Tribe Called Quest.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Here we go yo, here we goyo, so what&apos;s the what&apos;s the what&apos;s the scenario?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Lots of gueststars, but Busta Rhymes delivers the best cameo in the entire historyof rap music.&amp;nbsp; A pulsing beat, and lots of fun lyrics. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;7) Anything by M.I.A.&amp;nbsp; Particularly &quot;Galang,&quot; &quot;Bucky DoneGun,&quot;&amp;nbsp; or&amp;nbsp; &quot;10 $.&quot;&amp;nbsp; This was one of the mosttalked-about albums of the year.&amp;nbsp; M.I.A. is from London, by way ofSri Lanka, and does crazy electronic hip-hop-influenced dancemusic.&amp;nbsp; Great party music.&amp;nbsp; Why hasn&apos;t she been on the show?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;8) &quot;Your Move&quot; or &quot;World of Vibrations&quot; by Blackalicious.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;both off their new album, &quot;The Craft.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Gift of Gab is one of themost gifted rappers in the business today.&amp;nbsp; Good positive andcomplicated lyrical content. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;9)&amp;nbsp; Sly and the Family Stone.&amp;nbsp; You&apos;re a big fan of &apos;70smusic, like Aretha&apos;s &quot;Rock Steady&quot; and Earth Wind and Fire.&amp;nbsp; Howabout some Sly?&amp;nbsp; There&apos;s so much to choose from.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Stand,&quot; &quot;IWant to Take You Higher,&quot; &quot;Sing a Simple Song, &quot;Thank You.&quot; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;10) While we&apos;re on the subject, how about more Chaka Khan?&amp;nbsp; I&apos;veheard &quot;Ain&apos;t Nobody&quot; on your show.&amp;nbsp; Songs like &quot;At Midnight&quot;or&amp;nbsp; &quot;Dance Wit Me&quot; would fit in perfectly. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;11)&amp;nbsp; &quot;Brick House.&quot;&amp;nbsp; The Commodores.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;m just saying.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/12.html#a279</guid>			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 23:26:32 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=279&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F10%2F12.html%23a279</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>What I&apos;m Not Listening To</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/11.html#a278</link>			<description>There are entirely too many good albums coming out right now.&amp;nbsp;Here&apos;s my running list of the records I have to buy, post-haste.&amp;nbsp;(Tragically, we don&apos;t have much disposable income right now, so I&apos;llhave to spread these out.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://pastemagazine.com/action/article?article_id=2262&quot;&gt;My Morning Jacket &lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;- Z&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Kanye West - Late Registration&lt;/span&gt; (I was ambivalent about this until I heard &quot;Touch the Sky&quot; on Saturday Night Live.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;The Rolling Stones - a Bigger Bang&lt;/span&gt; (I was really disinterested in this one until I heard &quot;Rough Justice&quot; seventeen or eighteen times.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.barsuk.com/bands/deathcabforcutie&quot;&gt;Death Cab for Cutie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt; - Plans&lt;/span&gt; (not to mention &lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Transatlanticism&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;David Gray - Life in Slow Motion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;m not counting these records, which are available on EMusic:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Aimee Mann - the Forgotten Arm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Blackalicious - The Craft&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.bettyelavette.com/Biography/biography.html&quot;&gt;Bettye LaVette&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt; - I&apos;ve Got My Own Hell to Raise&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Big Star - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/album/_/id/7568280/bigstar?pageid=rs.ReviewsAlbumArchive&amp;amp;pageregion=mainRegion&amp;amp;rnd=1129066017692&amp;amp;has-player=true&quot;&gt;In Space&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Dar Williams - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot; href=&quot;http://www.darwilliams.com/media.html&quot;&gt;My Better Self&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;A Guy Called Gerald - Essence&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Juliana Hatfield - Made in China&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What am I missing?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; What&apos;s the best record you&apos;ve heard thisyear, or the one record you can&apos;t wait to pick up?&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/10/11.html#a278</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 21:38:28 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=278&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F10%2F11.html%23a278</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>New Music</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/09/13.html#a271</link>			<description>I picked up a few CDs from BMG recently.&amp;nbsp; They are:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Bachelor No. 2&quot; - Aimee Mann&lt;br&gt;&quot;Tambourine&quot; - Tift Merritt&lt;br&gt;&quot;These Are the Vistas&quot; - the Bad Plus&lt;br&gt;&quot;Living with Ghosts&quot; - Patty Griffin&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I had a bootlegged copy of &quot;Living with Ghosts,&quot; but now I have a legitversion.&amp;nbsp; This means that now I own every Patty Griffin record,including a bootleg of &quot;Silver Bell.&quot;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Will I warp my baby&apos;s mind if I play &quot;These Are the Vistas&quot; tohim?&amp;nbsp; Those melodies are a little wobbly and angular.&amp;nbsp; Hemight start to hear music wrong.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Will I warp the baby&apos;s mind if I continue to sing him the Kingston Trio&apos;s &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://lyrics.duble.com/lyrics/K/kingston-trio-lyrics/kingston-trio-the-merry-minuet-lyrics.htm&quot;&gt;Merry Minuet&lt;/a&gt;&quot;?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What about &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.randynewman.com/tocdiscography/disc_sail_away/lyricssailaway&quot;&gt;Political Science&lt;/a&gt;&quot;by Randy Newman?&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s gotta be bad to sing to a baby aboutpulverizing the rest of the world.&amp;nbsp; Of course, the melody&apos;s funand bouncy, so maybe it&apos;s not so bad.&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/09/13.html#a271</guid>			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:29:14 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=271&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F09%2F13.html%23a271</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Beignets for All</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/09/04.html#a268</link>			<description>&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/images/Pics/cafedumonde_beignets.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;Love to all who&apos;ve found this blog looking for updates on the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.coffeegeek.com/opinions/cafestage/03-05-2002&quot;&gt;Caf&amp;eacute; du Monde&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Good news - the Caf&amp;eacute; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/nation/12555707.htm&quot;&gt;still stands&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&apos;m tired of raging about the hurricane, and grateful that the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0509040338sep04,1,2375349.story?coll=chi-news-hed&quot;&gt;ChicagoTribune&lt;/a&gt;, the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-levee4sep04,1,7386407.story?coll=la-home-headlines&quot;&gt;Los Angeles Times&lt;/a&gt;, and other newspapers across the countryhave started raging about it instead.&amp;nbsp; Oh, and while I&apos;m on thesubject of raging in public...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Kayne-West-Bush-Black-People.mov&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/images/Pics/kanye.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The L.A. Times posted a beautiful defense of Kanye, and a blistering critique of the splashy self-promoting feelgood-a-thon, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-critic4sep04,0,6609184.story?coll=la-home-headlines&quot;&gt;today&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; Maybe I&apos;ll buy his album just for the sake of solidarity.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/09/04.html#a268</guid>			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 01:12:11 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=268&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F09%2F04.html%23a268</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>The Torrents I Don&apos;t Have</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/08/23.html#a260</link>			<description>Let me try to respond to all of the people who come here looking for torrents.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don&apos;t have a torrent for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.miauk.com/&quot;&gt;M.I.A.&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; new album, or for the bootleg &quot;Piracy Supports Terrorism.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Go look somewhere else.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don&apos;t have a torrent for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.zuco103.com/&quot;&gt;Zuco 103&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; new album, &quot;Whaa!&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don&apos;t have a torrent for &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/music/artist/bio/0,,1559790,00.html#bio&quot;&gt;Andrea Echeverri&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; new album.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I&amp;nbsp; don&apos;t have a torrent for anything by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bebelgilberto.com/&quot;&gt;Bebel Gilberto&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;Nor, for that matter, do I have torrents for the Arcade Fire, NortecCollective, Laura Cantrell, the Decemberists, Surfjan Stevens, L&apos;ilJon, the New Pornographers, or anything at all by They Might Be Giants.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You&apos;re cheap, and you&apos;re trying to get torrents of good independent music.&amp;nbsp; Go legit and go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emusic.com&quot;&gt;EMusic&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;They even give you a 50 track trial account, you cheapskate.&amp;nbsp; Thisblog does not host torrents or link to them.&amp;nbsp; (Unless I linked totorrents in the past.&amp;nbsp; In which case, I&apos;m not doing itanymore.&amp;nbsp; Unless I see a really cool torrent.)&amp;nbsp; If you wantme to get you a freebie, send me an &lt;a href=&quot;http://rcs.salon.com/rcsPublic/mailto?usernum=0003928&quot;&gt;email&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; I&apos;ll hook you up, as the kids say.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/08/23.html#a260</guid>			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 05:03:47 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=260&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F08%2F23.html%23a260</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Rationing Music</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/08/10.html#a252</link>			<description>EMusic, as mentioned before, has a dazzling array of children&apos;s music.&amp;nbsp; After Neal Pollack&apos;s &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emusic.com/genre/feature/200507/289.html&quot;&gt;blistering breakdown&lt;/a&gt;of the choices available,&amp;nbsp; I&apos;ve been trying a few differentchoices (read:&amp;nbsp; songs not by Dan Zanes.)&amp;nbsp; Then suddenly Irealized I was getting lots and lots of children&apos;s music and no musicfor grown-ups.&amp;nbsp; I gotta save some downloads for me, too.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Downloaded this month:&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Laura Cantrell - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4756286&quot;&gt;Humming by the Flowered Vine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;amp;ct=res&amp;amp;cd=1&amp;amp;url=http%3A//www.zuco103.com/&amp;amp;ei=ZwH6QtHNE6W2YYmxja8K&quot;&gt;Zuco 103&lt;/a&gt; - Whaa!&lt;br&gt;Jason Ringenberg - A Day at the Farm with Farmer Jason&lt;br&gt;Matthew Shipp - Matthew Shipp&apos;s New Orbit&lt;br&gt;Woody Guthrie - Nursery Days (selected songs)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The best (or most intriguing) albums on EMusic that I haven&apos;t gotten yet:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs&lt;br&gt;M. Ward - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.mergerecords.com/band.php?band_id=8&amp;amp;&quot;&gt;Transistor Radio&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Death from Above 1979 - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/d/death-from-above-1979/youre-a-woman-im-a-machine.shtml&quot;&gt;You&apos;re a Woman, I&apos;m a Machine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Bloc Party - Silent Alarm&lt;br&gt;Picaresque - the Decemberists&lt;br&gt;(I can&apos;t make up my mind about these guys.&amp;nbsp; Can someone pleasetell me what is the deal with the Decemberists?&amp;nbsp; Are theygood?&amp;nbsp; Are they cloying?&amp;nbsp; Will I love them, or want to throwmyself out a window?)&lt;br&gt;Brian Eno-Another Day on Earth&lt;br&gt;Bob Mould -&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yeproc.com/news.php?articleId=2245&quot;&gt;Body of Song&lt;/a&gt; (and &quot;The Last Dog and Pony Show&quot; and &quot;Bob Mould,&quot; not to mention all those Sugar albums)&lt;br&gt;The Mountain Goats - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4651778&quot;&gt;the Sunset Tree&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Xiu Xiu - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popmatters.com/music/reviews/x/xiuxiu-laforet.shtml&quot;&gt;La Foret&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I might have to do one of those booster packs, just to snatch these upbefore they disappear.&amp;nbsp; EMusic has been known to get deals withlabels only to lose them (example:&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&amp;amp;ct=res&amp;amp;cd=1&amp;amp;url=http%3A//blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/05/21.html&amp;amp;ei=g_35QoOqBqikYK3Ewf8I&quot;&gt;Six Degrees&lt;/a&gt;.)&amp;nbsp; I don&apos;t want to miss out of any of these.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Note:&amp;nbsp; EMusic also just got a deal with SmithsonianFolkways.&amp;nbsp; It seems like it&apos;s new, anyway.&amp;nbsp; So they just tooka big bag filled with Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly, Big Bill Broonzy, andother American legends, and dumped it out all over the website.&amp;nbsp;Woo-hoo!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/08/10.html#a252</guid>			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 13:30:52 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=252&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F08%2F10.html%23a252</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Bedtime with the Beatles</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/07/24.html#a248</link>			<description>We recently picked up a lullaby album called &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005R62U/qid=1122218073/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-9433637-3805437?v=glance&amp;amp;s=music&amp;amp;n=507846&quot;&gt;Bedtime with theBeatles&lt;/a&gt;,&quot;by an artist named Jason Falkner.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s a good idea that actuallylives up to the concept.&amp;nbsp; I dreaded hearing it for the first time- I was afraid itwould be filled with treacly strings, annoying Teletubbie keyboards,the same crap versions of lullabies that you get of most babies&apos;toys.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Much to my amazement, it&apos;s a great album.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The concept is simple.&amp;nbsp; Take Beatles&apos; songs, and change them intolullabies without messing around with them too much.&amp;nbsp; He picksobvious choices (&quot;Blackbird,&quot;&quot;In My Life,&quot;&quot;he Long and Winding Road&quot;)and some completely unexpected lullabies (&quot;Across the Universe, TheFool on the Hill,&quot; &quot;Michelle&quot;).&amp;nbsp; Falkner is touchingly faithful tothe original, and uses as much of the original as possible: therepeated guitar theme in &quot;Michelle,&quot; thecomplex instrumentation of &quot;Here, There and Everywhere,&quot; the bass linethat follows John Lennon every time he says &quot;I&apos;m only sleeping,&quot; in thesong of the same name.&amp;nbsp; Myfavorite track, strangely, is &quot;The Fool on the Hill.&quot;&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s such agreat singalong song, and it has the right repeated melodies and simplestructure that marks most great lullabies.&amp;nbsp; Plus, it&apos;s fun to singthe &quot;wo-o-o-o&quot; part, especially if Oliver&apos;s awake.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The lyrics are included in case you didn&apos;t memorize every singleBeatles song growing up.&amp;nbsp; (Oddly enough, I seem to know almost allof the lyrics to every song.) &lt;a href=&quot;http://jasonfalkner.net/bio/&quot;&gt;Jason Falkner&lt;/a&gt;is a journeyman musician in the best sense.&amp;nbsp; He came up withseminal 80&apos;s bands the Three O&apos;Clock and Jellyfish, and went on to playwith and produceeveryone from Beck to Aimee Mann to Weezer.&amp;nbsp; He&apos;s even gotten toplay with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000652062&quot;&gt;Paul McCartney&lt;/a&gt;, using this album as a demo tape ofsorts.&amp;nbsp; Word is that Sir Paul quite enjoys the album.&amp;nbsp;Anyway, if you have a little one, and you don&apos;t want to scar them withRaffi and Kidz Bop, go &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005R62U/qid=1122218073/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-9433637-3805437?v=glance&amp;amp;s=music&amp;amp;n=507846&quot;&gt;get&lt;/a&gt; this.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/07/24.html#a248</guid>			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2005 15:20:03 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=248&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F07%2F24.html%23a248</comments>			</item>		<item>			<title>Land Ho!</title>			<link>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/07/02.html#a239</link>			<description>When is Mariah Carey going to put out her punk-rock Joan Jett record and freak out all her fans?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When is Jay-Z going to put together his own &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bodycount.com/index.htm?html/bio.htm%7EmainFrame&quot;&gt;Body Count&lt;/a&gt; metal band and go out on the road?&amp;nbsp; (And no, Linkin Park doesn&apos;t count.)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Or what about Maroon 5?&amp;nbsp; Will they just do four-minute pop gemsall their lives, or are they going to get all crazy, start doingten-minute anthems and songs with glockenspiels and marching bands andbackwards guitar solos?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here&apos;s my point.&amp;nbsp; The best albums by bands are often the albumswhere they stretch themselves in every possible way, whether or nottheir fan base comes along with them. &amp;nbsp; The best bands breakthemselves into pieces and rise up out of the dust, stronger and betterfor the experience. &amp;nbsp; Radiohead did this, to some extent, with &quot;OKComputer,&quot; and all the way with &quot;Kid A.&quot;&amp;nbsp; Wilco didn&apos;t just freakout their record company with &quot;Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.&quot;&amp;nbsp; More than afew of their fans were put off by the ambient space and sonicexperiments.&amp;nbsp; Not to mention the classic-rock guitar breakdowns on&quot;A Ghost is Born.&quot;&amp;nbsp; But how many other bands really decide to gofull-out and let the music push them beyond even their own limits, andcome out alive on the other side?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Case in point:&amp;nbsp; Sleater-Kinney&apos;s &quot;The Woods.&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://sleater-kinney.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sleater-Kinney&lt;/a&gt; went into the studio with a producer (Dave Fridmann)who said all of their studio records sounded the same.&amp;nbsp; He triedto capture the energy and raw buzz of their live shows.&amp;nbsp; They cameout with an astonishing album, something that is completely in linewith everything they&apos;ve ever done and yet still unbelievably outthere.&amp;nbsp; It is beyond any expectations I had.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All the elements were there.&amp;nbsp; The power trio structure waslightning in a box:&amp;nbsp; a fierce drummer in Janet Weiss, two voicesthat clashed and screamed with/at each other, two guitars that heldeach other up and ran into each other like near-accidents on thefreeway.&amp;nbsp; Carrie Brownstein has been a rock star in waiting sincethe early jagged riffs of &quot;Anonymous&quot; and &quot;Dig Me Out.&quot;&amp;nbsp; They&apos;vealways had the screaming vocals:&amp;nbsp; Corin&apos;s warbling, tremblingbattle cries, Carrie&apos;s flatter voice that sometimes turned into thatfreaky blood-curdling shriek (see &quot;Call the Doctor&quot; and &quot;HeartAttack&quot;.) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;The Fox&quot; is the first indication that something&apos;s different.&amp;nbsp; Thefirst sound is not chiming guitars or a polite drumbeat introducingitself.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s a squeal of feedback, followed by dirty, dirtyguitar chords spiraling into themselves like drunken birds, and thenspiraling up again like awakened beasts.&amp;nbsp; Everything&apos;s wronghere.&amp;nbsp; The guitars are too loud.&amp;nbsp; The drums sound likemud.&amp;nbsp; (This is where I realized that if I set my EQ on anythingbesides &quot;flat,&quot; this entire album was going to sound like anout-of-tune radio.)&amp;nbsp; Janet unleases one Keith Moon flurry for noapparent reason except fun punctuation.&amp;nbsp; At the end, in caseyou&apos;re not off your game yet, Corin shrieks that last verse at theabsolute top of her lungs.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s like ... no, forget it.&amp;nbsp;I&apos;ve never heard moments like this on an album before.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There are lots of moments like that, where I thought, &quot;Have I everheard anyone do this before?&quot;&amp;nbsp; It happens on &quot;What&apos;s Mine isYours,&quot; a sexy, taunting rocker, a fight song for destroying the worldand everyone in it.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s swinging along fine, there arejaunty little chords and the beat&apos;s rocking along, and then Carriecomes out of nowhere and bludgeons the song into submission with aslurring, subterranean guitar solo that sounds completely out of syncwith the song.&amp;nbsp; It&apos;s not on beat.&amp;nbsp; There is no beat - thedrums have run for cover behind the curtain.&amp;nbsp; The guitar skronkson, slipping backwards and then forwards again, and then bass notescome tiptoeing back in.&amp;nbsp; Plunk plunk plunk.&amp;nbsp; Is this anothersong?&amp;nbsp; No, it&apos;s the same one, but they&apos;ve misplaced the beat, andCorin sounds like she&apos;s declaring war.&amp;nbsp; On someone.&amp;nbsp; Maybe onme.&amp;nbsp; By the time the song&apos;s over, I&apos;m looking over my shoulder.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Who does that?&amp;nbsp; The last time I heard a song that turned tail likethat in the middle, it was &quot;Are You Experienced?&quot; and at least thedrumbeat sorta continued through that mindfuck of a solo.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Rollercoaster&quot; just stops in the middle of a beat.&amp;nbsp; Stops.&amp;nbsp;Just out of nowhere.&amp;nbsp; What the fuck - where&apos;d they go?&amp;nbsp;There&apos;s a whooshing sound - did they fall off a cliff?&amp;nbsp; Then theystart up again, the same riff, the same beat, like nothinghappened.&amp;nbsp; There&apos;s a little laughter at the end, like they knowthey&apos;re fucking with us.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I love this album.&amp;nbsp; I love the impatience of it.&amp;nbsp; Everythingis turned up so high, and every moment is filled with action.&amp;nbsp; Thevocals are full-volume.&amp;nbsp; The guitars and drums are unhinged.&amp;nbsp;It&apos;s full-force rock and roll.&amp;nbsp; Even &quot;Rollercoaster&quot; starts outwith sounds like standard S-K chords, a jaunty little riff, but whileCorin sings, Carrie fills in every spare second with slidey snarlingguitar fills.&amp;nbsp; This is an album with not a second of wastedspace.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I love the bravado of this album.&amp;nbsp; S-K has been identified beforeas a band that wants to take over the world.&amp;nbsp; They may not do itthis time, but they&apos;re playing like it&apos;s already happened. Thetwelve-minute track that everyone&apos;s talking about, &quot;Let&apos;s Call ThisLove?&quot;&amp;nbsp; Please.&amp;nbsp; Six-minute guitar solos?&amp;nbsp; Corinbellowing into the infinite like a woman possessed?&amp;nbsp; They don&apos;tcare who&apos;s listening anymore.&amp;nbsp; They are all they need.&amp;nbsp; Whichis what makes this such a compelling record.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Carrie did an interview with &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=4122&amp;amp;f=1&quot;&gt;the Onion&lt;/a&gt;(have you noticed that the ladies are in every alt-rock magazine on theshelves this month?) where she described the wild-eyed vocals at theend of &quot;Entertain.&quot;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-left: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic;&quot;&gt;Dave[Fridmann] was just like, &quot;God, it&apos;s intense,&quot; and Corin heard it andwas like, &quot;Are you sure you want to sound like that? Are you sure youwant to sound like you&apos;re losing it?&quot; And Dave was like, &quot;Why would wetry to get something else? We&apos;ve captured that. Why would we want totame it down?&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;They took the hint.&amp;nbsp; There is nothing tamed down on thisalbum.&amp;nbsp; Nothing is sweetened, nothing is prettified, nothing isheld back.&amp;nbsp; Everything is all-out. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I love the menace of this album.&amp;nbsp; They&apos;ve done songs before thattalked about threats and talked about instability.&amp;nbsp; The wholerecord is unstable.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Jumpers,&quot; a first-person suicide song, isterrifying, and thrilling in the oddly life-affirming bridge, and theneven more terrifying in its final moments.&amp;nbsp; &quot;Modern Girl&quot; startsout as a lullaby for domestic tranquility and then decays, goes all fuzzy andblurry, the way you imagine Dorian Gray went when his portrait went upin smoke. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The entire album is disarming, disquieting, disturbing.&amp;nbsp; I lovethat in an album.&amp;nbsp; I love albums that you can&apos;t not listento.&amp;nbsp; I find it hard to work when I&apos;m playing this record.&amp;nbsp; Ican&apos;t write, I can&apos;t read, I can&apos;t do much more than just beenraptured.&amp;nbsp; I have been listening to this album and very littleelse for the last week.&amp;nbsp; I could rave on and on, but they say itall on the record, and for Christ&apos;s sake, there are a million other &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;amp;ned=us&amp;amp;q=sleater-kinney+woods+review&amp;amp;btnmeta%3Dsearch%3Dsearch=Search+the+Web&quot;&gt;articles&lt;/a&gt; talking about how great this record is.&amp;nbsp; You will not believe what you&apos;re hearing.&amp;nbsp; Go get it.&amp;nbsp; Now.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This will be one of the albums they talk about in twenty years, alongwith &quot;Yankee Hotel Foxtrot&quot; and &quot;Kid A&quot; and the other great albums ofthe early 21st century.&amp;nbsp; This is an unbelievably greatalbum.&amp;nbsp; Stop reading this.&amp;nbsp; Go get it.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Go!&lt;br&gt;</description>			<guid>http://blogs.salon.com/0003928/categories/musicIsLikeFood/2005/07/02.html#a239</guid>			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2005 05:23:53 GMT</pubDate>			<comments>http://rcs.salon.com/rcsComments/comments?u=3928&amp;amp;p=239&amp;amp;link=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.salon.com%2F0003928%2F2005%2F07%2F02.html%23a239</comments>			</item>		</channel>	</rss>