Tiresome Trump-ery

As I scrolled downward on this photo, I was thinking, "what a charming little dress" (despite its being criminally orange) "and she wears it so well...."

But then --



(Ivanka Trump)

WHEN is this insane "ratty jeans with everything" affectation going to end?

These ridiculous outfits are obviously meant to say two things to the viewing audience: "I want you to know I can afford exquisite silk chiffon designer duds, but I'm afraid you'll think I'm Not a Nice Person if I wear them like I care."

The class consciousness of this society encourages the most hilarious (and hideous) pretenses....


10:56:32 PM      comments []



THIS I want.

All of it....skirty swimsuit, sunglasses, fur coat...and luddamercy, even the turban.

But as we all know, I haaaaaate orange!

(Dialing therapist....)



Of course, even if I broke all my own rules and bought the lot, I'd never look THAT good.

Dammit.

(Juicy Couture Swimwear)


10:20:14 PM      comments []



It's baaaaaaack...!

The notorious Fashion Bashion has returned (see below).


9:33:38 PM      comments []



A Sheath Shudder

Whoever said you'll never go wrong in a little black dress couldn't have dreamed of this:

Amy Sacco at the Garden State premiere in New York

If I'd been at this event, I would have started a pool on when her tits would fall out. Bonus bet: how far they would unroll when they did.

My money would have been on (1) before Shannen Doherty's and (2) to the navel, at least.


9:31:27 PM      comments []



In all fairness to Farmer and Young (below)....

The Slacky-Sack look seems to be a trend.

Jennifer Jason Leigh at the Juicy Couture Swimwear launch party.


Samantha Mathis at the Garden State premiere in New York
(pssst....Samantha...here's a beauty tip: WASH your HAIR!)



Ahn Duong at the High Line benefit in Beverly Hills



9:02:38 PM      comments []



Hacky Slacks

Look what else the cat dragged into the Etro store:


It's the Sack Sisters!

Or is that SLACK Sisters?

(Alicia Farmer and Kristin Young)


8:35:52 PM      comments []



Why am I not in this racket?

This season's ugliest handbag, from the Etro collection -- only $530 at our favorite store, Needless Markup!



But hey, nobody cares about mere aesthetics when you have Don Johnson at your opening party! (w Lisa Edelstein, Etro Beverly Hills Opening Gala.)



8:30:49 PM      comments []



I dreamed I went walking in my Street Slip....

Nope, not gonna go out in public looking like I forgot my skirt.

(Anna Sui, $152.00-$201.00 at Neiman Marcus)



(But I might buy that jacket!)

7:35:45 PM      comments []