Can't have a runway show without a little flash...

The first janet I've seen this year (vague see-throughs don't count -- you gotta have it out there to qualify).



I'm sure there are many more to come.

(Vera Wang Spring 2005 RTW)

Edit: Yup, more there is. See the nipplage amidst the spaghetti in "Goof Troop," below.


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Oh, wait, here's a better idea... Not.

The mishy Manskirt (not to be confused with the Scotsman's swoon-worthy prerogative) is bustin' out all over in Spring 2005 RTW.

You just know you're going to get one.

Someday.

Sebastian Pons I wonder if I can get this in my size? With a pretty pink blouse, maybe.

Miguel Androver

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Costume, Man?

From Sebastian Pons (Spring 2005 RTW), two great new ways for you guys to dress up for Halloween this year:

Organ Grinder's Monkey Hubba hubba, Bobo Bubba! This hunk should never wear clothes at all, much less THESE.

Cowgirl Why is he wearing the blouse I loved in second grade?

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The Goof Troop

Spring 2005 RTW.

Zac Posen	Zac Posen
Imitation of Christ ("Fifth Element" division)	Imitation of Christ (more of this nutty "stringwear" here)

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The Waist-Not, Want-Not Look

Maternity wear for the un-preg

Carolina Herrera	Carolina Herrera
Jeffrey Chow	Imitation of Christ

More waistless wonders below.


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The Blouson Trend for Spring

I really hate the drop-waisted blouson silhouette (no waist! more filling!), and they're showing a lot of it in Spring 2005 ready-to-wear. Observe:

PHI	PHI
Carolina Herrera	Tommy Hilfiger
Proenza Schouler	Doo.ri
Vera Wang	Vera Wang
	(Doesn't this look like something you'd see on the local 7-11 Bag Lady?)

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Worse Yet, Blouson Evening Gowns

Carolina Herrera	Vera Wang

(Both: Spring 2005 RTW)


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