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Willi Nilli-01 Ebay

Willi Nilli Boutique
Beach Shopper in
Vintage Hawaiian Print

 Monday, June 25, 2007

And now, back to the runway.

Holey ship, do I see.....?

6267 Spring 07 RTW

6267 Spring 07 RTW

923


7:08:57 PM      comments []



One horrendously huge scarf wasn't ENOUGH?

Kiki Smith

(Kiki Smith)

Kiki is my dog's name. She would never wear ANYTHING like this.



7:06:16 PM      comments []



I can just see the photographer egging this poor woman on:

"Yeah, Arden, GO FOR IT, baybay!"

Our old friend Arden Wohl, in Cynthia Rowley (speaking of polyester bridesmaids)

Arden Wohl in Cynthia Rowley



7:03:58 PM      comments []



How NOT to accessorize a cocktail dress

Patricia Velasquez

It might not have been so bad (but still pretty awful) if the dress didn't have a chiffon hem. For pity's sake.



7:02:09 PM      comments []



There are things that deserve to be remembered and revived, and then...

...there are nostalgia nadirs like this:

Victoria Traina in vintage

I mean, come on. Fifties prom dress that was stupid even in the 50s. What's next? Polyester bridesmaid dresses? Oh, wait....

(Victoria Traina in vintage, meaning stuff that should have been thrown out 30 years ago.)



7:01:02 PM      comments []



Another Amazon in an emetic print

Virginia Smith in MiuMiu, Doo-Ri Chung, Meredith Melling Burke

(Virginia Smith in MiuMiu, Doo-Ri Chung in her own design, Meredith Melling Burke in Gaudknowswhat)

Not that Cutey looks all that great on little Doo-Ri, either, and Meredith is likely to mush that pretty face when she trips on the skirt of that hideous color palette.



6:59:45 PM      comments []



What is UP with these Amazonian women in distressing prints?

And cutesy 80s stylin's?

Liz Goldwyn

(Liz Goldwyn)



6:58:21 PM      comments []



Just a tip: If looking at your dress makes people seasick...

Joanne de Guardiola

(Joanne de Guardiola)

Cute shoes, though not right for the dress. Then again, what WOULD be right with that?



6:56:31 PM      comments []



Pulled out of a wastebasket?

AND combining the worst of inappropriate outerwear and sackishness.

Julia Restoin-Roitfeld in Thakoon

(Julia Restoin-Roitfeld in Thakoon)



6:54:57 PM      comments []



I have a bee in my bonnet about Julianne Moore.

I don't like her. Never have. I, unlike millyuns and millyuns of others, don't think she's actually all that great an actress. She's parlayed an inevitable open-mouthed overbite into "sexiness" and "acting" which to me looks totally vapid. So okay. I admit it. It's truly a bizarre hatred.

Which is why it pleases me to no end to be able to post this photo:

Julianne Moore and Bart Freundlich

(Julianne Moore and Bart Freundlich)

HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE(long wheezing breath, wipe eyes) AHAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!




6:53:29 PM      comments []



Oh dear.

Ione Skye in Oscar de la Renta.

Ione Skye in Oscar de la Renta

She looks like she tried to force a smile and it came out kicking and screaming.



6:50:24 PM      comments []



Kate, Kate, Kate....

You coulda been a contender in this...if it had been a little longer.

Kate Hudson

Here's a tip: your skirt is too short if you're afraid to raise your arms. Or if you have to keep your legs so tightly together you look like you REALLY have to pee.

(Kate Hudson)



6:48:59 PM      comments []



Piper Perabo. Yikes.

Piper Perabo



6:47:31 PM      comments []



I swan...

Kathy Hilton has got to be one of the tackiest women in Hollywood. But the horrendous...thing...to the right makes her look positively elegant in comparison.

Kathy Hilton and Liane Weintraub

(Kathy Hilton and Liane Weintraub)



6:46:10 PM      comments []



The problem with being an avant garde designer...

...is "having" to wear your own stuff wherever you go, no matter how inappropriate:

Maria Cornejo in her own design

(Maria Cornejo in her own design)



6:45:01 PM      comments []



Jenni Kayne in her own design

Poor deluded darling.

Jenni Kayne in her Own Design

(Boy do I hate the wide patent leather belt thing.)



6:43:58 PM      comments []



Illustration of the Point in Post Below

Look how much better (and thinner) McCaw looks in this dress:

Gwen McCaw and Colleen Bell 2

Not so sure about Bell here.



6:42:35 PM      comments []



Statuesque Women Cannot Do Cute

-- and should never bag their boobs.

Gwen McCaw and Colleen Bell

Gwen McCaw and Colleen Bell



6:40:50 PM      comments []




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