Monday, July 26, 2004

Dear George,                 Divine revelation rocks.  It really sets the hormones aflittering.  I had one about three o’clock this morning. God appeared in desert fatigues.  Damn hormones nearly shook me out of bed.  Here’s the revelation. It’s a real deficit closer.   Call Rummy. Have his people set up a DOD porn site featuring Lynndie England, the bitch-queen of Abu Ghraib.  At $29.95 a month (auto-renew) the bucks will pour in.    Hell, porn is a $10 billion a year business.  It’s time the Pentagon beach-headed its market share.  We’ve got a reconstruction to pay for.  That calls for a diversified revenue stream.   If you’re worried how this would play with the religious right, have Halliburton front it for you.      Your admirer,   Belacqua Jones     P.S.  Did you know that God looks a lot like Lynndie England?         7:26:15 AM    comment []

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