Saturday, August 07, 2004

Dear George,               Hey, big guy!  You gotta to remember to take the cue cards with you when you leave the oval office.  I mean your statement, “…our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”  I know you were speaking the truth, but you’ve gotta keep shoveling the B.S. until after the election.              Don’t feel bad.  I’m sure even Jesus got a little tongue-tied.  I’ve always suspected that when he said turn the other cheek, he really meant turn the other’s cheek—with a fist full of knuckles.              Have your people say the mike went dead and the rest of the statement was lost, and that what you really said was, “…and so do we (mike off) keep looking for ways to screw them.”             Spin, spin.  Another problem solved.               Keep the mouth in neutral, George.   Your admirer,   Belacqua Jones     7:11:39 AM    comment []

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