Dear George,
Once again, tears are streaming down my scabietic cheeks, but this time, they are tears of laughter. I just love the way you guys can hold up a handful of shit and convince the public that it’s nectar.
For your latest act, you are going to take an impeachable offense and turn it into the cornerstone of our national security. Indeed, warrentless wiretapping is our friend. It’s the only way we can beat the terrorists. Without it, Amerika is doomed! What red-blooded American wouldn't be willing to exchange his freedom for a little security, and Ben Franklin be damned. All he had to worry about was Tories, not terrorists.
I love it when you argue that the terrorists attacked us because they hate our freedom; your solution is to take our freedom away so there is nothing left for them to hate. You are like the thief who believes he is doing his victims a service by stealing all the valuables that another thief might be tempted to take.
I Just hope the public doesn’t figure out that we’re not fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them over here. We’re training them over there so we will have to fight them over here.
Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones
8:59:56 PM
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