Monday, January 30, 2006

Dear George,   I’m sure you realize that the most dangerous man in America is Sen. John McCain.  He is dangerous become he is one of the few politicians who still has a functioning moral gyroscope.   You see, George, the division between good and evil is not a thin line; it is a thick fog bank.  Now, every politician spends a lot of time in the fog.  It goes with the territory.  This creates a problem when a politician’s moral gyroscope is in working order, for no matter how far he wanders into the fog, the gyroscope keeps pulling him back towards the light.  America’s power and prosperity depends upon the man whose moral gyroscope is corroded and encrusted to the point that is it no longer functioning.  This politician will pass through the fog bank and into the darkness, and he will do whatever is necessary to keep America great.   There is an easy litmus test to determine the condition of a politician’s gyroscope.  Rest assured that the man who wears his religion on his sleeve has a broken one.   McCain is a definite threat. Not only is his gyroscope in working order, but he has the courage to let it guide him.  Perhaps it is time for Karl to dig up another illegitimate child.   Your admire, Belacqua Jones     8:57:45 PM    comment []

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