Open Letters to George W. Bush
Letters to the president from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Dear George,

 

Like you, I am a man of vision.  Through the smoky mist, that constantly surrounds me, I see the faint outlines of a future utopia in which all of humanity will achieve a happiness that borders on numbness.  That’s what happiness is, George, total oblivion. 

 

All of this came to me in a powerful vision, as I lay slumped in a doorway, watching the passing traffic.   In my stupor, I saw a man pass me with a zoned out expression on his face.  In his ears were two tiny pods.  As he walked, music from his iPod had blotted out his existence.

 

Then I made the connection:  the pods in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers; and I saw!  Body Snatchers wasn’t a horror movie, IT WAS A GODDAMN UTOPIAN VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!!   Nor was Kevin McCarthy a hero; he was a fucking Luddite trying to hold back the unstoppable march of history.  What did the movie promise us: a world of blissful indifference!  Isn’t that what we all want? 

 

Give me the good life, George.  Give me a life where I can pass out in the bottom of the boat as it drifts aimlessly downstream, bumping its way around every obstacle and carrying me along in my don’t-give-shit life somewhere, someplace, maybe, but who really cares? 

 

It’s a wonderful life, and it’s getting better every day.  I’m counting on you to deliver.

 

Your admirer,

Belacqua Jones


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