Dear George,
Like you, I am a man of vision. Through the smoky mist, that constantly surrounds me, I see the faint outlines of a future utopia in which all of humanity will achieve a happiness that borders on numbness. That’s what happiness is, George, total oblivion.
All of this came to me in a powerful vision, as I lay slumped in a doorway, watching the passing traffic. In my stupor, I saw a man pass me with a zoned out expression on his face. In his ears were two tiny pods. As he walked, music from his iPod had blotted out his existence.
Then I made the connection: the pods in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers; and I saw! Body Snatchers wasn’t a horror movie, IT WAS A GODDAMN UTOPIAN VISION OF THE FUTURE!!!! Nor was Kevin McCarthy a hero; he was a fucking Luddite trying to hold back the unstoppable march of history. What did the movie promise us: a world of blissful indifference! Isn’t that what we all want?
Give me the good life, George. Give me a life where I can pass out in the bottom of the boat as it drifts aimlessly downstream, bumping its way around every obstacle and carrying me along in my don’t-give-shit life somewhere, someplace, maybe, but who really cares?
It’s a wonderful life, and it’s getting better every day. I’m counting on you to deliver.
Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones
9:19:41 PM
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