Monday, March 06, 2006

Dear George,   At last, I’m able to congratulate you on passage of the Patriot Act.  The few times I’ve tried, I’ve become so choked up with tears of joy I couldn’t see the keyboard.  At last, I can say:  Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  What a wonderful day for America, and kudos to all the wimped-out Democrats who made its passage possible. Their lack of confidence will triangulate our nation straight into an autocracy.   What a crew you’ve assembled!  Your legal pimps are gangbanging Justice with such finesse that her blindfold remains in place making it impossible to know who is double dorking her as she clings to her shattered scales. To our forefathers, Justice was a goddess; to your minions, she a ‘ho ready to be sold to the nearest special interest.    Once again, you have struck a blow against the decency and morality that is so intolerable to the arrested adolescents who are your couturiers.   Your admirer, Belacqua Jones 8:49:52 PM    comment []

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The early letters of Belacqua Jones are available at www.belacquajones.com.   5:31:07 AM    comment []

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